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12 Harry Potter Puns You Absolutely Do Not Need

I solemnly swear these are not all funny.

Amanda Eichler
May 16, 2016
Washington College
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The world of Harry Potter continues to grow even though the books are done and the movies are over. But Harry Potter will never be over! Harry Potter and the Wizarding World live on through fandom pages and great memes. During Finals week I survived by laughing at these hilarious Harry Potter puns.

1) Professor (S)quirrel

LOL.

2) He's a Keeper

Ron Weasley is definitely a keeper.

3) J. K. Rowling

I only hate her when she kills off characters.

4) Hermione Granger

Kept thinking I could never live without by my side! But then I spent so many nights think how you did me wrong, and I grew strong! And I learned how to get along!

5) The Keeper of Keys and Grounds at Hogwarts


I've got swagrid yes I do, I've got swagrid, how 'bout you?

6) Bellatwix Lestrange

I doubt she is a caramel covered cookie.

7) Mean Girls

"God Snape, you can't just ask someone if they're Muggle-born!"

8) Expresso

Ah yes, it is time for another cup of coffee...

9) Snape

Oh Snape!!

10) Blizzard

Now I want to go to Hogwarts and DQ.

11) Mrs. Norris

I can still hum the music...

12) Dumbledore

Whoever did this is a savage and I hate that I laughed at this. LOL.

13) Now it's time to get Sirius


Okay, okay, I'll be Sirius.

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