Its that time of year again,

SECOND SEMESTER ITIS is among us college students, and the truth is it gets worse before it gets better. So while you are procrastinating on studying or writing a paper, at least you can get a good laugh and relate to another student who doesn't want to 'school' anymore just like you.

I am an avid sleeper to avoid every responsibility in my life.

If you don't relate to this, you're lying.

Procrastination has taught me to do 30 minutes of work in 6 hours and 6 hours worth of work in 30 minutes.

Freshman 15? Or Freshman 50?

I. Need. Ice Cream.
Fat meal is a go.
Girl, you steal those cookies from the cafeteria.

AND @ all of those girls stressing over a 500 dollar prom dress.

Wait until you get to college and have to pay 100 dollars for access codes and 600 for textbooks you'll probably never use. Ha. Ha....ha.

Let me just rant about worldwide campus wifi real quick.

Can't my tuition money go to...I don't know, WiFi?

Two words...CUMULATIVE. FINAL.

AND ALSO

You either have the professor that refuses to let you out a single second early or the professor that lets you out 5 minutes after class starts because he doesn't know what else to say to you...nor does he want to lecture to you. Good luck with both.

"How are finals going?"...

RING. BY. SPRING.

But really though..stop plotting against us. We aren't superheros.

KEEP PUSHING. YOU ARE IN THE HOME STRETCH.