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17 Ways To Celebrate Your Birthday As Told By "The Real Housewives"

It's my birthday and what I say goes!

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17 Ways To Celebrate Your Birthday As Told By "The Real Housewives"
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The second best holiday of the year is just around the corner, your birthday! Seeing as this fabulous day only comes once a year, you have to do it big and who relates better to your birthday than "The Real Housewives."

1. It's finally your birthday!

2. You anxiously await it being 12:00 a.m. to see who will be the very first person to wish you a happy birthday.

3. When you wake up and are "surprised" by all of the attention that your family and friends are giving you.

4. You try to play it cool like today is just another day, but in reality you can't keep it together.

5. You spend countless hours making yourself look fabulous because, after all, the day is about YOU.

6. If you're out and see someone who looks even slightly better than you, you will 100 percent be giving her a dirty look or two.

7. You patiently await all of your BFFl's sappy Instagram posts about you.

8. Your parents invite too many relatives over who are still into kissing you on the lips.

9. Since you're classy, you pretend like you read every single card when in reality, you just stare at the amount of cash in the card.

10. You start thinking of a million things that you could buy with your birthday money.

11. You are secretly mad at the one "best friend" who has yet to wish you a happy birthday on Twitter.

12. You remember that your friends planned this lavish birthday dinner for you.

13. When your friends decide to take you out to dinner and you instantly remember that one friend who had "previous commitments."

14. Like my birthday has only been the same day since you've known me, how dare you have other plans.

15. Since your diet doesn't count on this holiday, you make sure you get dessert

16. It's 11:59 p.m. and that one friend still hasn't wished you a happy birthday.

17. You wake up the next morning and go "only 365 more days until the best holiday."


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