As a fellow fan of "Hamilton," I hope this gives you a laugh. Here is a list of characters from “Hamilton” if they were a fast food chain.

1. King George III - Burger King

Because having "King" in your name automatically makes you royalty.

2. Alexander Hamilton - McDonald’s

Because that's what everyone wants, despite it being bad for you.

3. George Washington - Papa John's

Because "Daddy's calling!"

4. Eliza Hamilton - Chick-Fil-A

Because both are "the envy of all."

5. Angelica Schuyler - Chipotle

Because they both give us life!

6. Peggy Schuyler - Little Caesar's

Because they both are the little guys.

7. Phillip Hamilton - Chick-Fil-A

Because both are truly dedicated. *tear*

8. Aaron Burr - In-N-Out

Because he knows how to get in, kill, n' get out--quick.

9. Thomas Jefferson - Wendy's

Because both claim, "Quality is our recipe."

10. Marquis de Lafayette - Panda Express

Because Panda Express was founded by immigrants, and immigrants get the job done.

11. Maria Reynolds - Subway

Because she had it her way, and Alexander just couldn't say no.

12. Hercules Mulligan - Taco Bell

Because both need no introduction--helping people get the *bleep* back up again.

13. George Eacker - Kentucky Fried Chicken

Because Eacker got scared and couldn't count to ten. #Chicken