Forgive me in advance for having my mind in the gutter, but if you've ever been on Twitter (especially recently), it's clear the world's a naughty place, so we're all getting coal for the holidays anyway.
Since I love a good Hallmark Christmas movie as much as the next cheesy movie lover, I couldn't help myself and just had to jump on the Twitter meme bandwagon. After all, some of the things you might be saying in bed during a hookup could also easily be said while watching a very innocent and wholesome movie on the Hallmark Channel.
But seriously, some of these are too funny to not laugh at. Here are 11 things you might say — or at least thoughts you've probably had — during sex that could easily be said while binge-watching your favorite Hallmark holiday movies:
"I could do this all night."
"This is so predictable."
"It's the same thing every time."
"Let's pause for a snack break."
"Oh no, I fell asleep before the good part."
"Maybe it'll get better in the second half."
"Wait... that's it? It's over?"
"Why am I crying?"
"That was shorter than expected."
"Definitely better than I thought it would be."
"Wasn't great, but I'm still hooked."
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