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10 Haikus For Students Going Through Mid-Semester Panic

Water, earth, fire, air, don't have time to wash my hair.

Noor Lone
Nov 06, 2018
The State University of New York at Stony Brook
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As the semester progresses, students quickly lose their minds. Even if we say we're okay, we're all sleep-deprived and ridden with physical and mental affliction. Don't worry. You're not alone. I am here to empathize with you via poetry. Here are 10 haikus that embody the mid-semester struggle.

1. Sunday nights

Papers due Monday

I have five midterms this week

Sunday night panic

2. Internships

Deadlines approaching

This intern ship is sailing

I will be jobless

3. Everything's fine

Did nothing today

Somehow, I'm still so tired

Is this depression

4. Schedules

My schedule is full

My sleep schedule is ruined

I will never rest

5. Burning up

I'm overheating

Stick a skewer through my heart

Three-fifty, grill me

6. Everything is OKAY

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Freaking out for days

Almost forgot I'm human

I should call my mom

7. Seven dirty words

Tits shit piss fuck cunt

Cocksucker motherfucker

It's time to give up

8. The elements are not on our side

Water, earth, fire, air

Don't have time to wash my hair

I smell like garbage

9. Commuters don't live at home

Residents dorm, but

Commuters live on campus

A couch is a bed

10. The odds are not in our favor

Remember to eat

And remember to survive

It's the Hunger Games

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