If I had a dollar for every time…

If I had a dollar for every time… someone said something about getting food I’d buy every single restaurant so we can all eat.

If I had a dollar for every time… someone complained about the pollen, I could buy everyone the allergy medicine they needed to take.

If I had a dollar for every time… someone told me I drink too much soda, I’d actually buy them soda.

If I had a dollar for every time… I rode an elevator by myself, I would actually be too broke for that because elevators are scary.

If I had a dollar for every time… I lost my temper when driving on the Beltline, I would buy everyone their own highway.

If I had a dollar for every time… I fell down the stairs I might by myself an elevator (hmm…)

If I had a dollar for every time… I tripped on my own feet, well I might buy shoes that cause me not to trip (sounds like a good investment).

If I had a dollar for every time… someone asked me why I look nice sometimes, I’d actually might buy nice makeup.

If I had a dollar for every time… someone complained about the cost of college, I would not have any loans, and no one else would either because I’d pay for everyone’s too.

If I had a dollar for every time… I went out on the weekends (oh wait, “I gotchu a dollar” -Fishing man from State Farm)

If I had a dollar for every time… I listened to 80s pop music I’d buy a time machine. #nifty

If I had a dollar for every time… I wanted to sleep in I would actually invest in a new mattress.

If I had a dollar for every time… I used a #hashtag I wouldn't have anything, so I could give back.

If I had a dollar for every time... I annoyed a sibling I think they would probably sell me buy this point, but then if they sold me they wouldn’t laugh... ever.

If I had a dollar for every time… There was a spider in the shower, I’d have a shopping spree at Dollar Tree. Or just 3 dollars.

If I had a dollar for every time… I tried to tell people to listen to a song, the would probably make a cover of it and sell it.

If I had a dollar for every time… I watched what my sister wanted to watch on TV I’d make sure everyone had a tv.

If I had a dollar for every time... I had wanted to hold my dog (picture above) when I couldn't I would do anything in my power to help shelter dogs in need.

What would you do with your dollars?