Happy Valentine’s Day, mother truckers.

It’s 2018, also known as the 20th year I’ve been single on Valentine’s Day. Cheers to discounted candy and crying beotches in restaurant bathrooms who really thought this was the year they were gonna get proposed to.

If you can’t tell by now, I’m a little bitter. But that’s just because dating at 20 SUCKS.

The worst dating offenders? Ghosters.

So I asked 17 dudes who ghosted me — why you gotta be like that? Here is what they said.

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Honestly, if you expected there to be responses, you’re an idiot... They ghosted me 😒