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To The Guys, Here's What You Need to Know About Us Females

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To The Guys, Here's What You Need to Know About Us Females
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A female can come off rather difficult to the opposite sex. The words confusing, crazy, or hard to handle get passed around a lot when talking about females. The truth is, we have a reason for the way we act and why we do everything. Here's some helpful reminders for the future.

  1. If her nail breaks or chips after she just got them done at the salon, this will ruin her day. Don't say she's overreacting.
  2. Following up with number one, when our cheap makeup cracks or breaks it sucks .But if the $50 contour palette shatters on the floor you will have one angry girl.
  3. If we say "I don't care", chances are we do.
  4. Laughing or saying “it’s not a big deal” when something goes wrong in her life will not make things better. Try to be comforting and make her feel better despite the situation.
  5. If one thing is true about girls, it's that rumors spring up easily when it comes to us. Don't believe everything you hear and don't accuse us. Rather, ask nicely. Chances are, it's all lies.
  6. We find out everything. Maybe girls were made with a certain brain cell that makes us the best damn investigators out there. Whatever you do, it will 99.9% get back to us or we'll just figure it out on our own.
  7. Calling us “crazy” during an argument will make it worse. I promise you that.
  8. Following up with seven, if we see another girls name repeatedly on your social media, we will ask about her. This isn't crazy or abnormal.
  9. We like small surprises, random dinner reservations, or picking us up with our favorite candy sitting in the passenger seat as we opens your car door. Most of us girls aren’t all about money, You can spend a dollar and it would make our day.
  10. Don’t keep her a secret. Show her off from time to time. It’s a beautiful thing to see a guy post about the girl he loves. If you’re more of the low-key type, then once in awhile a post won’t kill you to make your girls day.
  11. Lying straight to our face is one of the worst things you can do. Be honest.
  12. Sometimes we will spend our own money on something that might seem ridiculous to you. $50 on a mani-pedi, $80 for a haircut and new color, or maybe a $100 shopping spree at a makeup store or the mall. We know it’s a lot of money, but don’t make comments.
  13. If you meet her mom or dad, you’re a pretty big deal. Don’t mess it up after this please.
  14. Make.Time. It's not that hard to put your friends to the side for one night and hang out with her.
  15. We love effort, affection, and humor. Those three can get you pretty far.
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