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11 Types Of Guys Who Slide Into Your DMs In College, At Least Once

Trust me, we've all had messages from people like this.

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11 Types Of Guys Who Slide Into Your DMs In College, At Least Once
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As a girl who has never been in a committed relationship until now, I have had my fair share of random guys make their way into my DM’s.

Most girls like me who seem to stay single or just girls in general, have probably received a message from most of these types of guys before and found it more entertaining than cute.

1. The meathead

We have ALL had one of these guys weasel their way into our messages if you show signs that you like working out on any type of social media. And it usually starts with him asking if you want to workout with him or what your favorite day in the gym is.

2. The Jesus freak

Do not take this wrong, it isn’t a bad thing at all. It’s just unexpected and random, it can also be a little too much at times when they try to throw a bible at your face right away and assuming you’re into it.

3. The one random guy you took shots with at last night's party

Let’s be honest, you barely remember who this guy is. All you know is that he was a 10/10 when you were drinking together and then on his page, he magically turned into a 5/10. AND you also have no idea how he found you on social media at all.

4. Also, the one guy you swiped left on, but he managed to creepily find your Instagram

You swiped left for a reason and didn’t have your social media connected to your tinder profile at all and he still managed to find you on Instagram to creepily reach out to you via direct message.

5. The horrible pickup liner

Honestly, these personally are my favorite messages sometimes. The horrid pickup lines make me laugh by how much or little effort they put into it.

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6. The constant questioner

These are the worst. Yes, I understand you want to get to know me and everything but we’re not in middle school and this is not a game of 20 Questions.

7. The catfish

Cliché but true, I’m not that dumb and there is no way I’m falling for that. I’ve seen the show and I know a catfish when I see one.

8. The guy who just wants to get laid

He usually starts the conversation off with a dumb sexual question or asking right away if he can come over when it’s almost midnight and he has nothing to do.

9. The f**kboy

Most annoying of all to make their way into your DM’s and every girl has encountered this type of guy plenty of times. They act interested, sweet talk, get you interested & then ghost after a week of wasting your precious time that you wish you could get back.

10. The one who barely speaks English

These guys are so cute, but I don’t understand, literally.

11. And finally, just the one

This one is the guy you want to slide into your DM’s. The one that actually makes sense and who means everything he says.

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