I am so sorry for your loss.
I am so sorry that you will never find a girl that will ever compare to my best friend. I mean, how can anyone else compare to her beautiful, kind, loving, and giving heart?
I am so sorry that you went back to your ex-girlfriend. Was it worth putting a girl who loved you through so much trouble just for you to use her as a rebound from your ex?
I am so sorry that you haven't developed into a man yet. Do you really think my best friend is only worth an "apology" via text?
I am so sorry that I live so far away from you. This is beneficial to you, because if you lived closer, I would make you cry just as you made her cry.
I am so sorry that you don't know how to handle a real woman. Because an ex that hacks your social media accounts and phone to impersonate you is more of a woman than the girl who bought a plane ticket to see you over winter break, right?
I am so sorry that you neglected a girl who brings so much happiness to everyone's lives. I guess you don't enjoy being happy.
I am so sorry that you messed with me by hurting my best friend. Just because I'm a nice, innocent-looking girl doesn't mean I won't exploit people for their wrongdoing.
I am so sorry you decided to blow your opportunity of being with a girl who only comes around once in a lifetime. Thank you for blowing your chance with her, so a real man who genuinely does love and care for her has the opportunity to fill the role that you couldn't.