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10 Things You'll Understand If You Grew Up In A Small Southern Town

A humorous look at a few of the unique experience I wouldn't trade.

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10 Things You'll Understand If You Grew Up In A Small Southern Town
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Small town, southern United States. If you grew up in it, you probably have a few strong opinions and vivid memories of the experience. From sweltering summers spent swimming in murky pond water to covering your shoes with plastic grocery bags to play in the occasional snow, there are some things that are uniquely southern and, arguably, uniquely small town.

Maybe it's not where you plan to spend the rest of your life, but those of us who claim roots in a small, southern town can all agree that it sure is nice knowing we'll always have a place to come back to.

Here are 10 things you'll understand if you're from "small town USA."

1. Everyone knows everyone


You learned to deal with a lack of privacy at a young age.

2. Probably because they're related


While this is problematic on many levels, the situation also has its perks...

3. Landmarks are the only proper way to give directions

Trees, barns, gas stations, and cow pastures. They're all fair game.

4. There's a church on every corner

And by "every corner" I mean the only three in your tiny, one-stoplight town. Oh. And they're probably all Baptist.

5. Anything other than a trip to Dollar General means "going to town"

They sure are an eyesore, but at least now you don't have to drive 30 minutes to the nearest Wal-Mart for bread and milk when snow flurries strike. The convenience is unmatched.

6. You know the backroads "safe" for speeding

You've memorized exactly which dirt road or patch of trees the same cop car is always sitting at. This was especially useful knowledge when trying to make it to school on time.

7. Ponds double as swimming pools



It was like a fun little guessing game of "Holy crap. What's touching my foot this time?!" Ha. So fun.

8. People constantly ask what you did for fun growing up

While I pretend I'm not offended, please refer to number nine on this list...

9. Parking lot parties are totally a thing


You know you envy this childhood.

10. No one ever recognizes the name of your hometown

It takes a schematic and name dropping, at least, two of the largest neighboring cities. But that's OK because it means you have an excuse to brag a little about the place you grew up.

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1. You don't have to feel guilty about flirting with customers for tips (or just for shits and giggles).

2. You can be obnoxiously flirtatious with anyone you want. You are free to be that girl that flirts with everybody and makes 'em all smile (it's especially fun when the guy is as cute as Collin Jost). No shame.

3. Making random men nervous with your superior beauty and intense eye contact just for the hell of it is really amusing and empowering.

4. No one gives two poops if ya legs are hairy (your man shouldn't either but *Kermit the Frog meme* That's none of my business)

5. The toilet seat will remain down.

6. There's more money to spend on yourself.

7. There's always this secret butterfly in your tummy that marvels at the possibility that when you go out this weekend you're gonna meet someone super handsome/wonderful/prince-like and have this moment of dazzling dalliance.

8. Nothing is that serious...you can take it all with a grain of salt...you don't owe anybody anything.

9. You can dance with anyone and everyone...or no one (Hello frat boi w/ glasses, I see you).

10. You don't have to fluff anyone's ego but your own.

11. Free drinks and dinners from single guys (It's not taking advantage if they're offering; a girl's gotta eat).

12. You have more time to learn how to love and improve yourself rather than constantly pouring your energy into another person.

13. You don't have to sacrifice your cheesy Jen Aniston rom-coms and Gilmore Girls for his Fast and Furious/other dumb action movie featuring blonde that is only in the movie to supply a relationship to the male lead and to make him look more masculine/empowered in juxtaposition (In other words, you don't have to deal with a guy being a crabby Patty while you watch your cute movies).

14. You can daydream about what your future husband may be doing right now (and not get stressed/guilty out because you're not picturing your current boyfriend that's crazy about you as your future husband).

15. There is more time to be spent with your girlfriends.

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