1. That month before semester is over
It is that time of year to get "dark and twisty" again for a month or so.
2. Alcohol seems helpful
Did I take two tequila shots before a family function? Probably.
3. To all my due dates
You did this to me. Don't expect extraordinary. You made me ordinary.
4. That one assignment you had no idea existed
There is always that one assignment at the end of the semester that you honestly had no idea it existed, until it is 30 minutes before it's turn in time.
5. All of us at this point, tbh
Maybe a nursing student can practice on me. I'd be fine with that. Put me out of my misery for a couple days.
6. My laptop everytime I walk away in defeat
No, I tried my hardest. It just hurt too much to finish it.
7. Me talking to myself in the mirror
Just trying to comfort myself as to why I am such a complete mess.
8. My CIA agent's thoughts
As he/she watches me cry, scream, curse, and slam my laptop down every night. Put a sticker over the webcam, they'll just listen instead so it is not as embarrassing.
9. Finals
Fight to the death: you vs your tests. Just make sure your tears do not get on your scantron.
10. But you will make it to the finish line
And when you do, drink some tequila and dance it out with your people. You deserve it.
