If it isn't clear my BFF is my Grandma, and yes, she knows what BFF means. She never fails to give me someone to talk to and is always interested in my life. She is the most caring person I know and always wants the best for not only her family but acquaintances. I wish her the very best of birthday and I know 92 will be another year of growing and learning new things to prepare her for 93!
 She keeps me updatedÂ
With politics...Â
The government...Â
the stock market...Â
...and with our family all over the country
She is the funniest 92 year old everÂ
In fact, she is one of the funniest people I know
She has no clue how funny she isÂ
She hates dogs
but secretly loves my dogÂ
She will never admit that she loves my dog
She prefers desserts over dinnerÂ
She has waffles for dinnerÂ
She doesn't make me feel bad about getting 7 different desserts on my plate at family events...Â
 ...Because she puts 8 desserts on hers
 She makes moistest cakesÂ
and the cheesiest potatoes Au Gratin
Shes still a kid at heartÂ
 She still enjoys Christmas morning...
 And all the giftsÂ
 She'll keep me company when I'm bored
 Calls me when she misses me Â
 And I can always rely on her answering me when I miss herÂ
 She has the comfiest sweatersÂ
 and the softest pink jacketÂ
 She loves the color Pink
 and turquoiseÂ
 She can clean up all the papers on her desk in a dayÂ
 and then make a mess of the desk the next day
 She is content as long as she has a book...
 in the carÂ
 on the beachÂ
 in bedÂ
 on an airplaneÂ
 in her gardenÂ
 92 doesn't stop her from gardeningÂ
 She hates weedsÂ
 And loves Azaleas
 She has MANY talents...Â
 like setting her security alarm off and not being able to hear itÂ
 making a boiled egg explodeÂ
 She has lift to go up and down her stairs, but she just walks
 And she knows how to tell a telemarketer to leave her alone!
 but most impressive is she donates to every cause she can
 DiabetesÂ
 Kappa Delta PCAA
 and of course the republicans
 She always sits in the back seatÂ
 Because the passenger seat is the "death seat"
 Everyone, who is anyone, loves herÂ
 My friends...Â
 Neighbors...
 Bank Tellers...
 And even the grumpiest TSA agentÂ
 Every family vacation I share a room with herÂ
 And she makes sure to bring an endless supply of snacks
 She puts two things in a drawer and its officially hersÂ
 She is always willing to try new foodsÂ
 Even if she has no clue what it is.
I swear thanksgiving she experimented with more foods than me
 She likes a strawberry with every bite of cerealÂ
 She has 0 filter...
 And rather than making people mad, she just makes them laughÂ
 She will watch award showsÂ
 Even if she has no idea what's going on in current mediaÂ
 She loves to feel youngÂ
 91 is young, 92 is oldÂ
 She always clarifies she is NOT 92
 She's always down to have a glass of pink moscatoÂ
 She loves watching football...
 ...even thought she cant follow the ballÂ
 Basketball is another one of grammys favorites...
...because she can follow the ball
 2 Madeline cookies are just enough for breakfastÂ
 and so is a piece of cakeÂ
She loves watching new shows and trying new thingsÂ
She is completely against learning new pop cultureÂ
She TRIES to keep up with the latest gossip in the Hollywood worldÂ
She has the comfiest guest bedsÂ
She is incredibly supportive
She attended my high school graduationÂ
 All my dance recitalsÂ
My senior fashion showÂ
She loves watching me achieve my goalsÂ
She always has to match her outfit of the day to her shoesÂ
92 doesnt stop her from being stylishÂ
Poka dots are one of her favorites
Her care packages to me at college come with all the necessary necessitiesÂ
like tissues....
Jelly Beans...
and little notebooks she receives in the mailÂ
She loves me with all her heart and never fails to show it
 92 will never stop her from living like she's 25 and enjoying every second she has on this Earth!Â
Happy birthday, Grammy! I hope 92 treats you as well as 91, 90, 89... etc. etc. Love you very much and wish I were there to celebrate with you! <3
