If Gordon Ramsay Narrated Your College Classes | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
College

21 Thoughts Every College Student Has In Lecture, Prepared And Served By Gordon James Ramsay

Because being a celebrity chef and a college student are basically the same.

Andrea Avers
Sep 19, 2018
Bowling Green State University
84
21 Thoughts Every College Student Has In Lecture, Prepared And Served By Gordon James Ramsay
Gordon Ramsay / YouTube

Gordon Ramsay is a celebrity chef known for his successful restaurants around the world, trying to help other restauranteurs on his now-defunct show "Kitchen Nightmares" and calling people ridiculous names on "Hell's Kitchen." With his blonde hair, chef's jacket, and burning insults, he can sound just like a college student. Here are some of the problems college students face, as illustrated by Gordon Ramsay, none of which involve searching for the lamb sauce.

1. When the professor cancels an exam

Giphy

2. The professor erases the board but leaves a few stray dry erase marks behind

Giphy

3. Your thoughts when that ONE student reminds the professor to collect the homework 

Giphy

4. Professor: “I’m going to divide the class into groups for some group-work!” You: 

Giphy

5. You when the professor starts chewing out a student for being on their phone 

Giphy

6. When you turn in your paper that you only started the night before

Giphy

7. Classmate: “I really enjoyed the lecture today!” You: 

Giphy

8. To that one student who consistently is 20 minutes late 

Giphy

9. To that other student who falls asleep every lecture 

Giphy

10. Your thoughts when you’re stuck with people you don’t like for a group project 

Giphy

11. When you’re trying to leave the classroom, but people are taking their time

Giphy

12. It’s the first day of class and you realize that you’re stuck with a professor you hate 

Giphy

13. When the professor makes a dumb joke and you feel obligated to laugh to stay on their good side 

Giphy

14. When you’re stuck sitting behind people who talk the entire lecture 

Giphy

15. Professor: “I’ve decided to move next week’s exam up to Friday.” You: 

Giphy

16. You haven’t done your homework for weeks and now have to *actually* catch up

https://giphy.com/gifs/gordon-ramsey-X6FFwR3gVK9ag

17. The professor is 15 minutes late and you don’t know if they’re coming or not

Giphy

18. When you have to buy an expensive textbook that you didn’t use at all 

Giphy

19. On syllabus day when the professor is overloading the class with information

Giphy

20. When the professor goes over a super complicated topic and says “this will be on your exam!” 

https://giphy.com/gifs/gordon-ramsay-hells-kitchen-g0NNcuZj2NyNy

21. Your thoughts when your professor gives you a bunch of homework, all due the next day 

Giphy

From Your Site Articles
college
Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Lifestyle

Bucket List To Live In The Now

Find excitement in your life and start exploring wherever you are right here, right now.

University of Denver
65
mu bucket list

I was sitting at my cubicle, now that I am an adult, looking at the rain pouring down on the windowsill, bumming on life, wishing for the rain to just stop for a full day.

There are moments where we count down the hours until work is over and how many more days till the weekend, and this many weeks until something exciting. Or something like that? Well, I was bumming because my next day off from work is not until Memorial Day weekend, which is not until the end of May. And since this is my first year out of college being a “real person,” I am totally missing the winter, spring and summer breaks. I am sure all of us have felt this way even if just for a hot minute…

Keep Reading...Show less
bucket list
Entertainment

11 Ways To Survive Finals As Told By Leslie Knope

Because you know you're going to be stressed out, and Leslie knows exactly how to survive.

Drexel University
115
Everything hurts and I'm dying

So finals are on their way. That's right everybody, finals are about to start.

But hey, don't panic. Start getting your affairs in order and prepare for a week of hell. Here's a few things Leslie Knope wants you to do to make your finals week just a little bit less stressful:

Keep Reading...Show less
finals
Lifestyle

40 Perfect Gifts for 'I Have No Idea What I Want For Christmas' 🎁✨

It's a time of love, family, memory-making, and gift-giving. But also a time of stressing over the perfect gift.

Pennsylvania State UniversityArizona State University
117925
Christmas gifts
StableDiffusion

It's officially December. There is less than a month of 2023, and I still feel like yesterday was summer. Now comes the merriest time of the year, the Christmas season.

Everyone has been waiting for this time of year since mid-October (which is way too early, in my opinion) or before. It's a time of love, family, memory-making, and gift-giving. A lot of times when I ask friends and family what they want, I get a lot of "I don't know" or "I don't care."

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

10 Signs You Go To Kent State

You know you're a true Kent Stater when...

Kent State University
276
Kent State University
Great Value Colleges

If you go to or went to Kent State, then more than likely you have done or will do some of these things.

1. You’ve slipped and fallen on the ice at least once.

The winters at Kent are brutal, and while the heated sidewalks and some great snow boots are always a help, there’s no chance you won’t bust it on the ice at least once in your four plus years at school.

Keep Reading...Show less
kent state university
Lifestyle

5 Reasons Why Finals Week Is The Worst For People Who Love Christmas

Christmas is on the brain during the month of December, not finals! How do you expect me to study?

Robert Morris University
176
santa claus with red background
Photo by krakenimages on Unsplash

Christmas is literally so close. We can almost taste it. But there is just one thing standing between you and the big day: FINALS. It's not the studying, lack of sleep, last minute cram sessions or crappy food intake that is the worst... but the fact that you cannot focus because, well, CHRISTMAS. How do professors expect you to focus when Christmas is soooo soon. For all my fellow Christmas lovers out there, I feel your pain.

Keep Reading...Show less
christmas

Trending Topics

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments