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25 Things Only Golfers Will Understand

Golfers have a unique way of saying things and also unique experiences, here are just a few.

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25 Things Only Golfers Will Understand
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Golf is a popular game. Golfers have a unique way of saying things and also unique experiences. Here are just a few of those sayings and experiences that only golfers will be able to relate to:

1. "How many pancakes did you have?"

2. "Just sent a bomb on the first hole."

3. "Yeah, I need new clubs."

4. Deciding where to eat after the round is over.

5. Those 6 am practices.

6. "These greens are like the fairways at my home course."

7. "That must have hit a sprinkler head."

8. "Wow, nothing is going in for me today."

9. "I hit driver 320 into the wind."

10. *Shoots the best round of their life* "Finally I'm playing like I usually do!"

11. Those team pre-round bathroom breaks.

12. Do we get free lunch at this tournament?

13. Aerated greens.

14. "I need to change my swing."

15. Not leaving the couch all week during the Masters.

16. Putter head to the ankle.

17. Toilet bowl lip out.

18. When the person in your group talks to your ball mid-flight.

19. Buying new golf shoes and ruining them because it rains on the first day wearing them.

20. The struggle of keeping white pants clean.

21. Phat.

22. Thin.

23. Chunky.

24. Skulled it.

25. Sit!!!!

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