One of the greatest shows of all time (at least in my opinion) is Golden Girls. I was not born yet when it first aired in 1985, but thankfully it is on Hulu. Here are just some of the many quotes from the series's seven-year run.
"Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping." — Blanche Devereaux
"Go to sleep sweetheart. Pray for brains." — Dorothy Zbornak
"Dorothy, was Sophia naked just now, or does her dress really need ironing." — Rose Nylund
"People waste their time pondering whether a glass if half empty of half full. Me, I just drink whatever's in the glass." — Sophia Petrillo
"I've been having a good time, and there wasn't even a man in the room." —Blanche Devereaux
"As they say in St. Olaf, Helgenbargenflergenflurfennerfen." — Rose Nylund
"Have I given you any indication that I care?" — Sophia Petrillo
"I'm as jumpy as a virgin in a prison rodeo." — Blanche Devereaux
"Blanche, I could get herpes listening to this story." — Dorothy Zbornak
"I had a knack for coming up with the firmest, most appealing yams." — Rose Nylund
"No, I will not have a nice day!" — Dorothy Zbornak
"Look, you didn't ask for my opinion, but I'm old, so I'm giving it anyway." — Sophia Petrillo
"There is a fine line between having a good time and being a wanton slut. My toe has been on that line." — Blanche Devereaux
"You'll have to excuse my mother. She suffered a slight stroke a few years ago which rendered her totally annoying." — Dorothy Zbornak
"Everybody likes me." — Rose Nylund
"Silly rabbi. Tricks are for kids." — Sophia Petrillo