Let's face it, you probably reference SpongeBob on the daily and can use a quote from it to answer just about anything. Here's what the inhabitants of Bikini Bottom would say if they went to SJU:
Eating Campion for the first time:
The Freshman trying to get into parties:
When there's only 1 laundry machine for the 40 people on your floor:
When you're wifi won't connect in Club Lib:
When your 3:00 pm pick time means you have all 8 a.m.s (and you roll out bed at 7:45 instead of looking nice):
When you're already halfway to campus and realize you forgot something:
When trying to find your swipe in your bag:
When you see a killer pic of Barb on your Insta feed:
When you swear the Campion cookies are handcrafted by God himself:
When you realize you should probably go to the career fair this semester:
When your DB restarts at the beginning of the semester:
And three weeks later when you realize you've spent it all on Starbucks and Einsteins:
So you're forced to eat Campion for the rest of the semester:
Except for when it's an open house and they have chocolate cake for breakfast:
Or even better, the Christmas Dinner:
And when you're dancing in the Lion's Den on Friday night:
Or at a Luau themed party at the mansion:
And when you see gym bros in O'pake who only ever do arms:
When it's formal season and every girl get's a spray tan:
Trying to sign up for APEX before it fills up:
When you show up to class on Friday after MRT:
How you feel every time the basketball team wins a game #THWND:
And when the Pope comes but class still isn't canceled:
*Replace Krabby Patty with Hawk Wrap*:
When you have 15 minutes to get from Bellarmine to Merion:
When you have to chase after the shuttle:
Or when you made the mistake of getting on the wrong shuttle freshman year:
Waiting to find out who the spring concert is going to be:
What you'll look like by the time you finish paying off your student loans:
When you go to the lib but all the seats are already taken by the Wet Boys
When you go to Villa-No-Fun and realize that you made the wrong choice:
When the semester ends and you realize you'll have to leave your friends:
And every day when you wake up and realize that you go to the best school ever:
