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Going Out In College As Described By 'Pirates Of The Caribbean'

Pirates? College students? What's the difference?

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Going Out In College As Described By 'Pirates Of The Caribbean'
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Going out is a staple college experience, and even though the nights rarely differ, they never seem to get old. By now, going out with friends has turned into a routine. After rewatching the "Pirates of the Caribbean" franchise, it seems like there're not too many differences between pirates and college students.

When your heavy-weight friend arrives at the pregame.

When the Uber and your friends leave without you.

When your friend offers to buy you a drink.

When a guy comes up while you and your friends are just trying to dance.

When you're the only sober one at a big party.

When someone tries to cut you off.

When someone cuts you in line for the bathroom.

When there're no chasers available.

When your friend thinks she should talk to her ex at 2 a.m.

When a guy tries to stop you to "talk" but you're fighting your way to the bar.

When your friend asks if the guy who's hitting on her is cute.

Worse, when your friend decides to go home with said guy.

When the ratio at the party is 5:1, and you're the 1.

That one part of the night you just can't really explain.

When you try to go for a second round, but the party's already dry.

When you have to reject the same guy three times.

When squad's having a rough night, but you're doing all right.

Or, sadly, when you're having a rough night.

When you see police cars outside of the party.


Rehashing the details of the night with your friends the next morning...

...And realizing you left a three-minute voicemail for your mom.

We all wish were as suave and charming as Captain Jack Sparrow.

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