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Going Out: As Told by "Friends"

"So no one told you life was gonna be this way?"

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Going Out: As Told by "Friends"

Going out always seems to be an event, whether it's actually getting ready or the night itself. Although every night is different in what adventures it holds, there are some aspects of the night that seem to always repeat themselves. Despite all the craziness and hilariousness, the night follows somewhat of an pattern, and you can't help but laugh at how predictable your nights have become.

1. It’s a typical Friday, Saturday or -- let’s face -- Thursday night.

And you’re ready to go out. The first step is to find just the right outfit. But as usual, your closet is a disaster.

Usually, you end up stealing something from you friend's closet, anyway.

2. You’re ready to go out, but you have no where to go.

All your girlfriends are asking you what’s happening tonight, and where you want to go.

You don't know. That's too much pressure.

3. A friend remembers a cutie telling her about a party your favorite frat is having tonight.


4. She casually asks if you want to accompany her to the party.

5. Before heading to the party, you pre-game a little -- or a lot. You’re a couple shots in, and you start feeling it.

6. Before heading off to the rager, you stop to say good night to your roommate and those unfortunate people staying in for the night.

You’re really starting to feel those previous shots.

7. All of your friends decide to grab an Uber.

There’s always that one person who has to pee, or someone who doesn’t want to split the fare.

8. You finally get to the party, but your buzz is starting to fade.

9. But then you start drinking again, and it hits you.

The music is bumping, and you’re with all your besties, so why not dance it out?

10. You drink a little more, and you spot your best friend flirting with a guy.

11. Then, you spot a guy walking toward you.

He asks if he can buy you a drink.

12. So he buys you a drink, and you decide it’s time to dance again.

13. As you’re dancing like no one is watching, you turn to see that one incredibly awkward couple making out in the corner.

It reminds you of your non-existent love life, so you drink more.

14. Somehow, during the night, you end up on a table.


15. Then, a glorious savior mentions food.

16. In an attempt to sober up, you eat at much pizza as humanly possible.

17. Now it’s time for the moment of truth: walking your drunk self home.

18. You made it home safe!

Now it’s off to sleep until noon (if you can make up the stairs).

Good luck, my friends!

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