1. When you finally get all moved in to your apartment and are ready to take on welcome week.
2. When your professors assigns you homework before the first day of class.
3. When you go to buy books from the SBX and they cost an arm and a leg
.4. Everyone being as thirsty as Urban Meyer.
5. Then going out to Bullwinkles.
6. On the first day of class a hottie sits next to you.
7. And then your professor reads you the syllabus.
8. And the Professor says you can only have four absences.....
9. But it's OK because at the end of the day you are still a Buckeye.
10. And The Ohio State University is the only school for you!