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Going Back To School As Told By "The Bachelor"

Going back to school after break is always rough, but at least we have a whole season of The Bachelor to soften the blow.

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Going Back To School As Told By "The Bachelor"
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It's that time of year again, when we all return to campus after three weeks of glorious, unadulterated laziness. It's not long enough to get a job and too cold outside to do anything actually active, so of course we stayed in bed and watched every season of Gossip Girl for the third time- it was the responsible thing to do. But now winter break is over and we must re-zip our suitcases (you know I didn't actually unpack) and return to our twin beds, sparse fridges, and of course, CLASS. The one thing that might be able to get us through this difficult time is an excuse to drink on Monday nights again, thanks to the start of a new season of The Bachelor. So in mourning and celebration, here is the start of the semester, as told by the lovely ladies of season 21 of the Bachelor.

When someone mentions there are only 100 days until graduation.

When you walk into class and realize you've made out with three guys in the back row.

When the professor starts going through the syllabus and says attendance is mandatory.

When you have an 8am on Friday, but your roomie asks you to go to the bars on Thursday night.

When there's a hot transfer in your English class and you've got a date dash next weekend.

When someone says "I think I'm actually going to do the reading for this class."

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