Ladies, have you ever wanted to build a perfect man? With "blonde hair and a tan"? Did you ever wish you had a reason to sing and dance in lingerie? Have you ever wanted your boyfriend to join?

If you said no to any of these questions, keep reading anyway. I'm going to tell you about my absolute favorite movie I have ever seen.

Rocky Horror Picture Show.

For those of you who have never heard of this film, I feel so sorry for you. Go out this very instant (or after you read and share this article), buy it, and watch it, 'Damnit Janet!" This movie is so f*cked up and wonderful and, I won't spoil it for you, but this movie basically goes through a lot of trouble to tell us all something that we already know. It's honestly more relevant now than in 1975 when it was filmed.

What is this lovely film about you ask? " I see you shiver with antici....pation!" Dr. Frankenfurter, a scientist from Transsexual, Transylvania, a completely different planet, has come to Earth with his side kicks, Riff Raff and Magenta, to conduct experiments. He's a cross-dresser who just wants to build himself a perfect companion, Rocky. Janet and Brad are a newly engaged couple who stumble into his world and that's when things get interesting.

RHPS contains many songs and a lot of lingerie, definitely not a family-friendly film. However, it does have a signature dance, the Time Warp! If you're looking for a good laugh and catchy music and a chance to see Tim Curry in ladies clothes, go pick RHPS up today!