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Go Ahead Ed. "Divide" My Feelings.

Being the Sheeran-er (not a thing, but totally should be!) I am, of course I bought the deluxe edition, so I'll be going through every song, telling you which ones I hate and which ones absolutely tear my heart apart.

Alicia Bell

Jun 12, 2017

Ohio Valley University

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If you've talked to me for even five minutes about the type of music I like, I pretty much say with certainty that I have expressed my love for Ed Sheeran. Ugh.. The man is truly a musical genius. That is no different on his latest CD. In fact, I could argue that it is one of the more emotionally crushing albums I own. Being the Sheeran-er (not a thing, but totally should be) I am, of course I bought the deluxe edition, so I'll be going through every song, telling you which ones I hate and which ones absolutely tear my heart apart.

1."Eraser"

This song isn't my absolute favorite on the album. If we're being honest, it's probably one of my least favorite, but I do like some of what it is saying. We all have to find the "eraser" in our lives to ease our pain.

2."Castle on the Hill"

This song speaks of some childhood memories which makes me think of specific memories from my own childhood. A good reminiscent song.

3."Dive"

This song is one of my favorites. I've had a handful of experiences where I've questioned the authenticity of those saying lovely things to me. This song makes me think of those times and how much farther and better I've come since those times.

Also, really don't use lovely words to go back and bark with your bite. It only hurts and cause a rip in the universe.

4."Shape of You"

Ugh. This song is not the typical Ed Sheeran song at all, and I don't care for it. Sure, it's catchy, but I prefer his slower, sweeter things than what typically plays on the radio.

5."Perfect"

This will be my first dance song one day. I'm sure of that. Beyond gorgeous.

6."Galway Girl"

Easily my favorite song on the entire album. Super catchy and can pick me up at any time of the day.

7."Happier"

This song will completely shatter all of your emotionally well being, but listen to it. It's amazing. This song reminded me of Avery at a point in our relationship.

8."New Man"

Also definitely not a typical Ed Sheeran song, but it cracks me up. Probably shouldn't because it's about a girl's new guy who clearly isn't keeping her happy because she's still hung up on her ex, and he's still into her.

9."Hearts Don't Break Around Here"

This song makes me want to strive for that kind of love.

10."What Do I Know?"

This song screams my life verse to love everyone beyond sin.

11."How Would You Feel (Paean)"

This is another one of those emotional, heart wrenching songs that you just can't help but listen to.

12."Supermarket Flowers"

I could cry every time I hear this song, but it's phenomenal.

13."Barcelona"

Another one of my favorite songs. It's incredibly catchy, and one of those songs that can make anyone have a better day.

14."Bibia Be Ye Ye"

An incredibly catchy song, although I'm not sure I understand what it means.

15."Nancy Mulligan"

This song is the love story of Ed Sheeran's grandparents. Of course I'm a sap for this.

16."Save Myself"

Just going to emotionally kill you, and I'm not sure it's worth it.

So there you have it! All my opinions on the new Ed Sheeran album. No matter what type of music you're into, I think you should at least give this a good YouTube search.

-A.

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13."Barcelona"

14."Bibia Be Ye Ye"

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16."Save Myself"

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