With only a few weeks left in the semester, project upon project to turn in and finals looming over us, we have all come to the point of just giving up.

1. Wearing only the comfiest clothes in your closet.

Even though they are also the rattiest.

2. And wearing them multiple times a week.

The more you wear it, the comfier it gets.

3. Retaining absolutely no information from your classes.

Unless it's about pushing back the due date of the final paper.

4. Leaving class as quickly as possible.

Yes, I have somewhere to be: not here.

5. And praying they’ll be cancelled.

So I can have more time to put off those projects.

6. Finally sitting down to write those papers only to open up your laptop and get on Facebook.

I can’t just let the notifications sit there.

7. Setting a time for you to finally start.

It’s already 3:06, so I might as well wait and start at 4:00.

8. Taking breaks after every paragraph you finish.

That was a lot of work, I should really take it easy for a bit.

9. Printing out the final project only to realize you forgot the page numbers, so you just write them in with pen.

And taking three times the amount of time to perfect the Times New Roman numerals than it would take just to reprint with the page numbers.

10. Finally turning it in and feeling like a boss.

And telling yourself you can have the day off for your accomplishments. Those 500 other projects can wait.