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How Girls Actually Use the Bathroom

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How Girls Actually Use the Bathroom
Berthe Marisot

Most people know that girls go to the bathroom in pairs, but do they ever wonder why?

It came to my attention recently that not everyone knows the answer to this question: the true importance of bathrooms to the female population, or at least the sample of the female population with which I have come into contact.

So without further ado...

*drumroll*

*curtain pulls up*

How Girls Use the Bathroom

wait a second...

How Girls *ACTUALLY* Use the Bathroom

Go To the Bathroom In Pairs

Did someone show up wearing the same shirt as you? Did that girl who keeps taking your seat in English sit down with you and your friends at lunch? Did you find yourself running into that cute guy... like... THREE WHOLE TIMES today?

Or do you actually need to pee?

Go in pairs for moral support because stalls get lonely or you might need to borrow a tampon.


Make Use of the Mirrors

Bathroom are handy places to do all sorts of things.

Let's say that you tried out some new eyeliner this morning, you should probably check it in the mirror at least three times during the day to make sure it has slid down your face!

Or! You're feeling an outfit change halfway through the day.


Take a Break During the Day

Have a few extra minutes during the day? Slip into the bathroom for some alone time. Until someone walks in and you have to pretend to be doing something productive.

Or are you in class and need a minute where you don't have to pretend to be interested in the probability of rolling two 3's or drawing another still life? Ask to use the bathroom and go hang out in there.


Be Choosy

Everyone has their favorite bathrooms in each building.

Choosing criteria includes:

-Location

-Stall Count

-Dryers Vs. Paper Towels

-Mirrors

-Seating area


Be Misunderstood

How guys think girls use the bathroom: they actually use the bathroom?

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