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A Girls' Night Out As Told By Blair Waldorf

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A Girls' Night Out As Told By Blair Waldorf
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A typical night out narrated by Queen B herself! From getting ready to hitting the pillow, Blair accurately describes what it's like to go out with all your best girls.

First things first: you blow up everyone's phones trying to figure out where the party's at for the night


Once plans are set, you start perfecting your makeup

Then you ask your best friend if your outfit's good, but she says you kinda look like a wh**e

Out of the blue, one of your girls cancels because she's "Netflix & chilling" with her boyfriend

But it's okay, because then your girls show up and the pregame begins

But then one of your girls starts having a breakdown, so you give your amazing advice

Everyone asks if you've really drank that much already, when in reality you're just happy

Until your friend invites that girl you hate

And she tries to share your Uber with you

Then, finally, you roll up to the party and don't need to be near her anymore

Your friends come to you with some gossip about what they saw on the way to the bathroom

After that, you move over to the pong table, which ends in a terrible defeat

You give a pep talk to your girl because she sees her ex with another girl

But to be a really good friend you "accidentally" bump into her ex's new girl

So then everything is fixed and you guys dance

And visit the bar


Suddenly you lose track of all your friends, but you stay at the bar anyway

But then you see your friend word vomiting to her crush, so you go to rescue her

Then one of your friends says she's getting tired, but you don't wanna leave yet

But you finally agree to use your last $5 to call an Uber


Your one friend keeps running off before you can regroup to leave

And then finally you get some snacks, crawl into bed and call it a successful night out

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