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10 Things Only Girls With A Fast Metabolism Will Understand

I'm a fat girl inside a skinny body.

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Alright ladies, who's tired of being told, "You're too skinny. We must feed you some food." Um spoiler alert ma'am, I eat quite often THANK YOU VERY MUCH. Just because you're forty and thick with four c's does not mean anything. Okay maybe I'm a tadddddddd salty. Here's a list of 10 things only girls with fast metabolisms will understand.

10. Apparently, we NEVER eat enough food.

I promise I just ate like two steaks, four donuts, and a twenty piece chicken nugget. WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT FROM ME WORLD??? I'm eating literally 24/7, I'd cuddle with a pizza if it wasn't so messy.

9. Not gaining weight is the biggest curse in the world sometimes.

Sooooo maybe I look good in a bikini, but ya girl just wants some meat on her. There's this thing called boobs and I would like a nice healthy serving of them if possible. Not gaining weight is nice and all until you realize your ribs are more prominent than your boobs. Total turn down factor.

8. You never really understood how you got a fast metabolism.

What exactly is this fast metabolism everyone keeps telling me I have?? Where did it come from? How does it work?? MORE IMPORTANTLY, HOW LONG DOES IT LAST?

7. Somedays you wanna workout, but you have nothing to lose.

Motivation is a hundred percent harder to have when you realize you're a sexy beast with or without the workout. Why am I torturing myself for pretty much the same result???

6. You're a bad influence on your gym friends.

"So guys...let's skip the workout and make a run to Waffle House. Chocolate chip waffles are really calling my name, or better yet let's go to IHOP and get chicken and waffles!!" It doesn't register that some people actually have to workout to look like us.

5. You realize you're actually really out of shape.

No I did not know I can't run across my room without being winded...maybe it's been a few years since I've done a few laps or really just anything that requires physical exertion.

4. Everyone tells you what you eat will catch up with you eventually.

*cue surprised face* WHAT DO YOU MEAN EVERY PIECE OF JUNK FOOD IS GOING TO CATCH UP WITH ME. HOW THE HECK IS THAT POSSIBLE. I ONLY EAT A WHOLE LOAF OF FRENCH BREAD BY MYSELF EVERYDAY...THAT WON'T MAKE ME BLOW UP WILL IT???

3. People mistake you for being anorexic.

You can't help but get mad every time someone asks if you're "starving yourself", "dieting," or "purposely not eating." I promise I'm not thinking that way, in fact, if you have any extra fat you don't want I'll gladly take it.

2. Over the years you accept your skinny self and learn to love your fast metabolism.

Sure, sometimes it's not worth it. Sometimes people never shut up about how skinny you are when in all reality you just wanna gain some weight. But it was a gift God gave me and I am a sexy beast. Might as well love myself while I can.

1. You're secretly ready for the day when you lose your little blessing.

It's nice having a fast metabolism, but you're really ready to just give it up. There's a whole new world out there that you're ready to explore, and lets face it...you're not very healthy when you know you won't gain any unwanted weight. It's time to be a big girl and test that willpower.


So ladies, if you've got a fast metabolism I promise you're not alone. Your problems are my problems, and you're beautiful in your own body. I believe you when you say you eat, and I understand just how much of a hassle it is having a fast metabolism!!


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