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10 Things Every Girl At The Bar Can Relate To

Ladies, we're all in this together.

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10 Things Every Girl At The Bar Can Relate To
Tori Voelker

For starters, girls take hours to get ready before going out. And if they have a big zit or can’t choose the right outfit, they could easily change their mind about even making a public appearance at all. So when we do, us girls are bound to make a (few) annoying comments or silly requests. But for all you boys out there, you better learn to get used to it because we didn't spend hours doing our hair and makeup for nothing.

1. Figure out which guys would buy them drinks

When girls first step foot into a bar, their very first instinct is to scope out the hotties and find a guy who will buy them a drink. Why pay when you don’t have to

2. “Who wants to go to the bathroom with me??”

Notice its not who “needs” to go, because whether or not one of their friends actually has to pee, someone must accompany her to the bathroom. For some odd reason we don’t know how to go to public restrooms alone.

3. “Are you drunk yet?” “Okay me too.”

Always, always asking their girlfriends if their drunk yet. Nobody wants to be the drunkest one out.

4. “Are you gonna get another drink?” “Okay yeah I’ll get another with you.”

And even if you are the drunkest one there, girls are always trying to get their friends to drink more.

5. “Do my boobs look good?”

Girls are constantly worried about whether or not their boob is hanging out or their cleavage is on point. The best is when the guy sitting seats away hears you ask that and gets all awkward and uncomfortable.

6. “Is he looking at me? NO don’t look right now he will see you!!”

Enough said.

7. “Can you take a picture of us??”

Every single guys worst nightmare; being the photographer. Somebody’s gotta step up to the plate.

8. “Should I Instagram this? Which filter should I use?”

One hour later…the picture is finally uploaded.

9. “I can’t wait to go home and order Jimmy Johns.”

Drunchies are real.

10. “I cannot be hung-over tomorrow.”

There is always, ALWAYS an excuse for why girls have to stop drinking and go home.

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