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15 Thoughts You Have If You're One Of The Only Girls Playing 'Fortnite'

Aaaannnnnd.... I'm dead.

Hannah Jernigan

Jun 11, 2018

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15 Thoughts You Have If You're One Of The Only Girls Playing 'Fortnite'

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"Fortnite" has taken over the gaming world recently. It's something you hear about frequently if you own any sort of gaming system, or even a phone since Fortnite even has a nifty new mobile app. But if you've ever played the game, you'd know it's more than just a cartoonish game to play with complete strangers... It's a ruthless fight to the death.

1. Did... Did I survive that?

I didn't die? I have 2 health left, but I am ALIVE!!

2. Aaaannnnnd.... I'm dead.

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Well, it was nice while it lasted.

3. Okay, I've outlasted like half of them. I'm almost there.

Aaaaand, they're all ridiculously better than me. We'll see how this goes.

4. Is that footsteps? Do I hear footsteps?

I'm judging from the shower of bullets, that yes, it was footsteps I heard... And now they're dancing on my dead body.

5. Maybe if I button smash rapidly I'll get a kill..

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It's no big deal. My death count is like three times my kills count but that's fine.

6. I will not die. I will not die. I will.... Die... Again. Of course.

That's fine. Meant to do that.

7. Sneaking. We are sneaking.

Sneaking through the forest, trying to avoid my enemies... And I'm dead.

8. AAHHHHHHH!!!

It's always fun when you get surprise killed.

9. Maybe I'll do better in a group.

You won't. I promise.

10. None of my partners are alive. Of course.

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You're all USELESS!!!

11. If only I had a jet pack...

I could fly the fuck away from my problems.

12. WHY ARE THERE NO GUNS IN THIS TOWN??

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I JUST NEED ONE!!!

13. Can I raid this house?

If I do, will I still make it to the storm center before it gets smaller?

14. I'll just hide right next to the storm.

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No one's dumb enough to stay here.... Except everyone else.

15. If I build this shelter no one can- I died...

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The higher I get, the fewer enemies I have to kill.

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When the clock strikes twelve midnight on New Year's Eve, do you ever find yourself lost regarding what to do during that big moment? It's a very important moment. It is the first moment of the New Year, doesn't it seem like you should be doing something grand, something meaningful, something spontaneous? Sure, many decide to spend the moment on the lips of another, but what good is that? Take a look at these other suggestions on how to ring in the New Year that are much more spectacular and exciting than a simple little kiss.

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New year, new semester, not the same old thing. This semester will be a semester to redeem all the mistakes made in the previous five months.

1. I will wake up (sorta) on time for class.

Let's face it, last semester you woke up with enough time to brush your teeth and get to class and even then you were about 10 minutes late and rollin' in with some pretty unfortunate bed head. This semester we will set our alarms, wake up with time to get ready, and get to class on time!

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The 5 Painfully True Stages Of Camping Out At The Library

For those long nights that turn into mornings when the struggle is real.

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And so it begins.

1. Walk in motivated and ready to rock

Camping out at the library is not for the faint of heart. You need to go in as a warrior. You usually have brought supplies (laptop, chargers, and textbooks) and sustenance (water, snacks, and blanket/sweatpants) since the battle will be for an undetermined length of time. Perhaps it is one assignment or perhaps it's four. You are motivated and prepared; you don’t doubt the assignment(s) will take time, but you know it couldn’t be that long.

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15 Thoughts You Have If You're One Of The Only Girls Playing 'Fortnite'

Aaaannnnnd.... I'm dead.

In This Article:

1. Did... Did I survive that?

2. Aaaannnnnd.... I'm dead.

3. Okay, I've outlasted like half of them. I'm almost there.

4. Is that footsteps? Do I hear footsteps?

5. Maybe if I button smash rapidly I'll get a kill..

6. I will not die. I will not die. I will.... Die... Again. Of course.

7. Sneaking. We are sneaking.

8. AAHHHHHHH!!!

9. Maybe I'll do better in a group.

10. None of my partners are alive. Of course.

11. If only I had a jet pack...

12. WHY ARE THERE NO GUNS IN THIS TOWN??

13. Can I raid this house?

14. I'll just hide right next to the storm.

15. If I build this shelter no one can- I died...

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Because have you ever had to endure grilling your foot on a George Foreman?

1. When he just wanted bacon from his George Foreman grill

2. When he had money (and Jan) issues

3. When he got upstaged at Phyllis' wedding

4. When he unintentionally saved Meredith from rabies

5. When he wore a "bisexual" suit

6. When he had to apologize to Jesus

7. When his GPS drove him into a lake

8. When he had to deal with Ryan as his boss

9. When he couldn't fulfill his most generous empty promise

10. When this happened

11. When he struggled with a X-Mas break up

12. When he had to defend his generosity

13. When he threw a classy Christmas party for Holly but she had a boyfriend

14. When he had to stand up to peer pressure

15. When Toby was "Toby-ish"

This isn't just for the single Pringles out there either, folks

Run Around Clanging Pots and Pans in Everyone's Face

Eat the Last Few Pigs in a Blanket

Pop Twelve White Grapes

Burn Something

Smash Things Against a Wall

Spontaneously Begin an Irish Jig

Call Your Mother

Throw a Coffee Table Out a Window

Sing "Auld Lang Syne" at the Top of Your Lungs

Do Some Squats

Swan Dive into a Nearly Freezing Body of Water

Take a Shot

Time to be merry and bright.

"First Noel" by Leslie Odom, Jr

"A Holly Jolly Christmas" by Burl Ives

"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" by Kelly Clarkson

"All I Want for Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey

"Christmas (Baby Please Come Home" by Michael Buble

"Last Christmas" by Taylor Swift

"The Christmas Song" by Josh Groban

"White Christmas" by Idina Menzel

"O Holy Night" by David Archuleta

"Believe" by Josh Groban

"Les cloches du hameau" by Celine Dion

Or at least try to do.

1. I will wake up (sorta) on time for class.

2. I will look decent for class.

3. I will go to the gym more.

4. I will go to the library and study more.

5. I will meet new people.

For those long nights that turn into mornings when the struggle is real.

1. Walk in motivated and ready to rock

2. Disappointed you let it get this bad

3. Distracted: When a 10-Minute Break Becomes an Hour

4. When the Yearning for Sleep Sneaks Up

5. In the words of Lorelai Gilmore "Coffee, Coffee, Coffee"

Oh, so done.

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