There are two ways to live as a woman: you can be a pushover, or you can be a boss.

1. If anyone says you look sick or tired because you aren't wearing makeup, drop kick them

You know you're flawless with or without that eyeliner. If anyone tells you different, you know what needs to happen.

2. If someone asks you a question that you don't like, always respond with another question

If Regina George can slay with the question responses, then so can you.

3. "Treat Yo Self" is not just a holiday, but a daily motto

Make that money and make it rain. On clothes. And food. Or whatever. Just do it.

4. No matter what you are wearing, swing those hips like a rock star

Even if it's sweatpants. Or no pants. Work it, girl.

5. Confront anyone who makes you mad

Demand the respect that you deserve. Life's too short not to.

6. Have breakfast dates with the gal pals

Breakfast food is bae. Squad is bae. Breakfast with squad? Bae.

7. ....and alcohol dates

The best nights are the ones you never remember with the ladies that you'll never forget.

8. Keep your smile big and your sunglasses bigger

No one has to know if your shades are from the dollar store. Rock them anyways.

9. Dance like Bey, even if you can't

If you believe you can move like Bey, you CAN move like Bey.

10. Make eye contact with EVERYONE

It might seem creepy, but it shows you mean business. Trust me.

11. Give people a reason to talk about you

They're going to do it anyway. May as well give them a reason to.

12. Be nice to everyone. It drives them crazy

Especially people that don't like you. It's really fun to crush reasons for other people to not like you.

13. Pick a goal and don't let anyone stop you

Not even a boy. You do you.

14. You're a boss. So slay