To the girl who has a crush on my boyfriend,

First off, I get it, he's amazing, but he's not yours. Before you even came into the picture we were dating for two and a half years, you really expect him to just leave me for you? You're pathetic if you think he's going too. Flirting with him won't do anything either, he tells me everything - everything.

Of course, not knowing you personally and just having you on social media doesn't actually give me a chance to get to know you, but I feel like I do. I'll admit, I have stalked you, can you blame me? I want to know the girl who likes my best friend. And I must say, I am not impressed. Maybe other guys like how you look, but I can assure you my boyfriend is not that guy.

Your face is okay at best. You have no curves, an A cup at most, and you're too skinny. But guess what? He likes real curves. He likes blondes, and you honey, are not that, but I am. I'm a D cup with a pretty good ass and the blondest hair (that's natural) you will see in a 10-mile radius.

When talking about you with him one night, I asked if he thought you were cute, and he said you were okay, you weren't ugly but you weren't someone he'd want to date (based off of just how you look). He said you were too skinny for his liking and your head was too small for your body.

You say that you're a "fourth generation farmer", but honey you're not a fourth-generation farmer just because your daddy farms. You're a fourth-generation farmer when you actually farm, which I can tell by your lack of knowledge of what a grain cart is, that you are not. Please stop trying to be someone you are not, no one likes fake people.

Oh and by the way, you telling my boyfriend “I don't know why people call me a slut or a whore when I'm not." What's your goal? Trying to make him feel sorry for you because people are calling you things you don't like? What is that going to achieve? All it told him was how insecure you are about those things! Honestly, I wouldn't like being called them either, but I'm sorry, there is a reason people are saying those things. You may not be one, but maybe you act like one, but again I don’t know you so I can’t say.

I'm not mad at you, I'm just protective of what's mine. What I know about you is not impressive. I know he won't leave me for you, and for that fact I am not worried. I know I have nothing to worry about. He's not in love with you, he's in love with me. Thank you for just proving once again how great of a guy I have, I promise I won't be letting him go anytime soon.

Sincerely,
The girl he's in love with