The sequel we’ve all been waiting 12 years for was finally released this weekend. I proudly bought my "Finding Dory" tickets well in advance and sat in the theater a good 30 minutes before showtime to ensure I got the best seats. Was I excited? You betcha. Was I too old to be excited over a children's movie? Absolutely not. "Finding Dory" is not a children's movie. Okay, the movie is PG and children under the age of 12 are it's target audience. Whatever. Doesn't matter. This movie was made for me and all the other almost-adults whose childhoods were shaped by "Finding Nemo,"
4. Me, if I was an animal.
5. Also me.
6. THIS IS WAY WORSE THAN SHARKS.
7. SO MUCH WORSE.
8. I like sand, too, Dory. I like sand, too. (Cries more.)
9. Way to exploit my fear of children, Pixar.
8. Fish are friends.11. All in all, the movie was a-dory-able.