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35 Thoughts We've All Had While Trying, And Failing, To Get Out Of Bed For Our Early Class

I'll just lay on the bed and close my eyes...

Shraddha ChandThakuri
Mar 26, 2018
Troy University
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35 Thoughts We've All Had While Trying, And Failing, To Get Out Of Bed For Our Early Class
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Getting up early is a real-world problem to so many students who have registered for an 8 a.m. class. I don't know why but those five minutes of sleep after the alarm goes out is the best! Just some thoughts I have every morning:

1. Oh no! Is it 7 already? It was 12 just like an hour ago!

2. Five more minutes.

3. Maybe I can reach the class 15 minutes late.

4. No, I must be punctual and attentive this semester.

5. Eh, one missed class doesn't make a difference.

6. But what if the professor gives an unannounced quiz?

7. *calculates* I think I can make a B even if I miss it.

8. Oh god! Why am I wasting my time to think? Deep sleep, come to me FASTTTTTT!

9. I'll just lay on the bed and close my eyes.

10. Oh it feels so good to be here!

11. Why on earth did I register for this class?

12. Should I just drop this class?

13. Or I will just mail him that I am sick.

14. Now, should I say a headache or stomachache?

15. A headache sounds more believable. Better take an appointment at the health center.

16. What if I really become sick?

17. That would be so cool. I could sleep all day long. And everyone would take care of me. Haha!

18. OR... I'll just use my second unexcused absence.

19. Wait, is it second or third?

20. How can everyone get up so fast?

21. That girl even gets the time to do her makeup!!

22. Maybe I should start wearing makeup.

23. Lol no. I would look like Miranda Sings!

24. Maybe I should watch that makeup tutorial video.

25. And I can start teaching others. What if my videos go viral!! Then I wouldn't need my degree...

26. But it would be nice to actually go to college and get a degree.

27. Wait, I am in college!

28. But is my degree really worth my sleep?

29. Naaah! Definitely not!! Why do I need a degree anyway!

30. I will just drive an Uber. Or UberEats maybe.

31. I'm hungry. What time is it?

32. Have I not been asleep this 10 minutes!!

33. Good lord, I am wasting my precious time. I think I should just wake up and go to the class.

34. Yes, I will learn at least one thing. Or two things... Three things. Four things. Five things. Six things.

35. What the hell am I counting!! I should wake up now.

* Falls asleep*


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