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Every Girls Attempt To Get In Shape For Spring Break As Told By The Kardashians

I can't lose 20 pounds by spring break? That's, like, so rude.

Nicolette Giambalvo
Feb 15, 2019
East Carolina University
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Every Girls Attempt To Get In Shape For Spring Break As Told By The Kardashians
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As excited as we are with spring break quickly approaching, we almost wish we could have just a little bit more time to miraculously lose the 15 pounds we gained over the hibernated winter months.

With the countdown beginning to the bikini exposure, there are 6 phases of the attempt to getting in shape that every girl experiences. And who could tell it better than the Kardashians?

1. Trying to built up motivation

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As girls, we tend to reminisce on skinner days in hopes that it will give us the motivation to get that body back. In our minds, our logic is: "If I had the body then, I can get it now!"

2. First few days of diet: KILLIN' IT

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You're at the peak of your motivation and commitment to hit the gym and ditch the junk food. You feel on top of the world and you're on the bath to be bikini-ready in no time!

3. But snacks are just calling your name...

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Your friends catch you slippin' up on your diet and digging through the fridge and you start to rethink this whole "clean eating" thing after all.

4. So you decide, one cheat day is okay, right?

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You feel like you've been doing so well so why not give yourself a cheat day? Starting the day tomorrow at the gym and eat only salads to make up for it, right?

5. But then a cheat day turns into a cheat week...

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You and food have an inseparable bond and it just wouldn't be right to restrict yourself from the love you two share.

6. The last and final stage... acceptance.

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After several days of trial and error and realizing you're just not fit for the diet lifestyle and hope for the best when you're squeezing into last year's bikini.

Kim said it best when she said, "I'm doin' it with class, 'cause I got a big ass"! Keep this attitude up when you're feeling low about your spring break bod.

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