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Getting Dressed As Told By New Girl

A College Girl's Road to a Night Out

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Getting Dressed As Told By New Girl

You’re in the middle of the perfect post dinner nap when your friend busts into your room and wakes you up yelling…

Considering you’re half asleep, the thought of getting dressed and going out makes you want to throw up. But right as you're about to tell your friend you refuse to leave your bed, three more of your friends run into your room screaming…

So your FOMO kicks in and you start to get ready. You finish your makeup, do your hair, and then head over to your closet. This is the moment when you realize you have NOTHING to wear. You stare into your closet thinking…

You start tearing apart your wardrobe, trying on everything imaginable. Since you are heading to the bar, tonight you decide to dress up a little. For some reason you think throwing on a little bodycon dress in the dead of winter is a good idea. You ask your friends to come into your room for outfit approval, they take one look and say…

Oops. I guess that’s a no. You try out another outfit with a nice pair of tight leather pants. Your friends think you look hot but all you can think to yourself is…

Another no. After trying on a million more outfits, you end up laying on the floor in your room completely naked refusing to go out. Your friend looks at you, rolls their eyes at your dramatic fit and says…

But you've concluded that there is absolutely nothing in your closet that’s going to make the cut for tonight, so you resort to texting your group message to see if you can borrow something from someone else. The text says…

Within seconds, your friends offer you a helping hand. You start scouring their closets for the perfect top. Finally you find exactly what you're looking for: The holy grail shirt. You stare at its beauty and ask yourself…

You double check with your friend if it is okay to borrow it and you promise a million times to take good care of it. Finding the perfect outfit makes you feel like it's Christmas morning. You jump into your friends arms and tell them…

You go back to your room, throw on the top with your favorite skinny jeans and heels, check yourself out in the mirror, give yourself a little pep talk and think…

Hyped up on the newly found confidence the outfit gave you and your excitement to show it off, you bust into the pregame with a bottle of tequila in your hands yelling…

You take a few well-deserved shots, head to the bar and think to yourself…

But who cares? College is a safe place to make bad decisions, right? You have the perfect outfit on, you look hot, and you’re ready to have a good time. So you kick back a few more drinks and spend the rest of your night looking like this…

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