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What It's Like Getting Sick In College, As Told By 'The Office'

No! No! NOOO!

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What It's Like Getting Sick In College, As Told By 'The Office'
The Office

Getting sick in college is like saying hey, I have a fun idea: while you’re trying to do this pretend-adult thing and become nice and educated simultaneously, let’s see what you sound like with a frog in your throat. Let’s see if you can hear your alarm for your 8 a.m. after NyQuill. What do you think professors mean when they say, “strict three absences only policy”? Let’s just see!

1. No, not me. Not now. Maybe later?

2. Germs are coming your way, and so is a research paper.

3. Accepting that this week cannot and will not go well.

5. When you realize mom isn't on her way to help

6. Thinking about all the studying you didn't do while watching Netflix.

7. And finally, deciding from now on your immune system will be indestructible. We're not doing this again.

You've made it through the last cold or flu that's been going around even though you got your flu shot. You have somehow managed to show your professors that truly, this was nothing less than the plague which is why a few assignments may be late. Congrats on surviving!
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