Ah, the procrastinator's life. It's not that you try to do everything last minute, it's just that you always suddenly remember everything else you have to do when you have to get something done. Besides, you're much more focused when you need to do something right nowor else! But everything gets done as it should in the end, so it all works out. Still, you always tell yourself that next time will be less stressful. Next time. Or maybe the time after that. Anyway, here are things that all procrastinators know to be true...

1. It's not that you don't have an angel on your shoulder telling you to do your work, it's just that sometimes their best isn't good enough.

2. Because really, this is how you react.

3. Other times, your conscience is just no help.

4. Because you are easily temped by distracting things.

(And maybe imagine how productive you'd be if you were a student in the '70s or '80s.)

5. You might reach this point sometime in the night.

6. Or maybe this.

7. Until you accept that you can't unwaste all the time that you've just wasted.

8. And after a self-induced guilt trip, you put your game face on.

9. And while you won't stay focused 100 percent of the time.

10. Everything gets done, as it should be, on time.