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To My Gays And Gals, You're All Truly Special

On a happy ending I hope you all dream of Leonardo DiCaprio naked and Juicy Couture sweatsuits.

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To My Gays And Gals, You're All Truly Special
Akim Powell

Dear Gays and Girls,

Thank you all for being you! You truly are special. I believe you all were made with glitter in your veins mixed with shots of vodka. There isn't anyone like you and that's what makes you the baddest to walk this earth.

Don't ever change for anyone because you're "you" for a reason. My advice is crucial so take notes kiddos and keep up. If you're gay and you want to wear makeup, WEAR MAKEUP. Go to sephora, buy all the Urban Decay, Jaclyn Hill highlighters in the world. Wearing makeup is such an amazing feeling. I feel like Beyonce at the Met Gala but without Jay Z.

If you're a girl and you want to be America's Next Top Model, BE AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL. I've realized that the people that mistreated you will soon need you. The people that called you names will soon envy you. It doesn't matter if you're skinny fat, short, or tall.

You're beautiful no matter what. God makes no mistakes. Whoever is missing out on you is their loss. They don't deserve you because someone who can accept their flaws is perfect in my book.

Don't let one guy ruin your belief in "love." Someone.. someday is going to make you believe in love. Some people say "the love of your love is out there somewhere waiting for you." That's easy to say when you're Netflix and Chilling and i'm stuffing my face with KFC.

Sometimes I wondered if my future partner died in a car accident along the way. From my experience, I've realized that you can't rush things. It's all about having patience and trusting your time.

They're out there somwhere. You have to conquer all the frogs to finally arrive to your prince charming. I know I sound like a cliche princess disney movie cliche but it's true. If you're with a boy that takes you for granted.

TELL HIM GOODBYE AND GOOD RIDDANCE. There's millions of boys in the world than to be stuck on ONE guy that isn't worth it. Just people you both have "history" together doesn't mean you have "chemistry." I'd rather walk around with gasoline shorts on while smoking a cigarette than settling for an unhealthy relationship.

My mom always preaches to me "When someone shows you who they are BELIEVE THEM" Well why? They know themselves better than anyone." If someone puts you in a situation that you don't feel comfortable follow my favorite solution.

Pop them and run like hell!! Violence isn't always the best solution but that'll teach em. Next time just stay aware. Watch your surrondings and always trust your gut. On a happy ending I hope you all dream of Leonardo DiCaprio naked and Juicy Couture sweatsuits.

TTYL,

AKIM

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