1. You have been left at a park, mall, restaurant, really any location with a ton of strangers and your parents didn't realize until they got home.
2. You may have a great idea, but your family will never know because they don't listen to you.
3. But, since no one listens to you you can do weird things without anyone judging, or even noticing.
4. When you were younger you always got hand-me-downs, even if your older sibling was of the opposite sex.
5. You are always the LAST to know everything.
6. There are considerably less baby pictures of you than your siblings.
7. You have been called every name that has ever been in your family (even pets' names), except for your own, for the majority of your childhood.
8. You have never had to be alone with your parents in the house, and the first time you are it feels very, very wrong.
9. You can't imagine NOT being a middle child, because let's be real it's the perfect excuse to be your weird self. Oh yeah, and you kinda like your siblings a little bit.
