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11 Extremely Sketch Tinder Bios I've Stumbled Across

The creativity is astonishing!

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11 Extremely Sketch Tinder Bios I've Stumbled Across

Name, cute pictures (maybe of a pet?), location, and age... sounds easy enough. But then comes the dreaded bio — the part of your tinder profile that makes you, you. It can make or break a person's decision to swipe left or right. Some are the basic: height, nationality with a flag emoji, and a sports team they play for.

However, I have seen some that are quite... interesting, to say the least.

"If you like pulp in your OJ, swipe left."

Who are YOU to judge MY breakfast beverage of choice?!

"Looking for someone who looks like she hasn't slept in 3 days."

Well, sign me up!

"If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma, you may to be entitled to financial compensation."

How generous of you...

"Why am I here?"

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Beats me.

"Don't be eye candy, be SOUL FOOD."

AKA: have a personality to go along with your good looks, this one is creative.

"Fact: I was born at 4:20PM...oh, the irony.."

HAHAHAHA get it? No seriously, someone explain to me, I'm not hip with the kids these days.

"Message me on IG if you think it's meant to be."

But, like, don't you have to put in effort to?

"Is the 'C' or 'S' in 'scent' silent?"

I like this one because I've been asking myself this question for years and I still DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER.

"I like chicken, honestly."

Ditto, but do you like pulp in your OJ? Because you and #1 up there should shake hands.

"I offer cat puns and companionship."

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Pfft, I swiped right.

"Feed me memes."

So many questions...

If your bio isn't this creative you have to STEP. UP. YOUR. GAME.

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