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Funny Things Overheard On UGA's Campus This Week: Night Game Edition

"I maybe had three night games during my entire four years at UGA. Maybe."

Kathryn Kostovetsky

Sep 19, 2017

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Funny Things Overheard On UGA's Campus This Week: Night Game Edition

Kathryn Kostovetsky

Football season has hit us full force this year here at UGA.

We're coming off a second (arguably third) night home game in a row, and approaching a third this upcoming weekend. Since festivities start early in the morning and go late into the evening, some interesting topics are bound to come up amidst all the excitement.

Here's a few notable ones:

1. "Do you ever think about how we're going to be 80 year olds with Instagrams?"

2. "Your mom texted me and said we have to get a game day picture this time, or she's gonna get mad."

3. "My purse was half-an-inch too big, so I buried it in a bush before the game."

4. "I feel lost without my Apple watch."

5. "Successfully sending a text inside of the stadium is a win in itself."

6. "Can we get Bruno Mars to play at G Day this year?"

7. "Notre Dame plays Boston College today. I checked last weekend because I wasn't sure we were ever going to be able to leave."

8. "I think I see the random guy I airdropped a meme to in the library the other day. Should I go introduce myself?"

9. "When I saw an outlet at our booth at Taqueria Tsunami I knew it was gonna be a good day."

10. "I'm not sure what annoyed my parents more, when they got ID'd or when they didn't."

11. "I didn't go to the Notre Dame game, I sold my ticket for $300 and two cases of beer."

12. "Apple could tell me they're gonna take a chunk of my eyeball every time I unlocked my phone and I probably still wouldn't buy an android."

13. "The 21st night of September is coming up."

14. "The Red Coats do not get enough credit for wearing those thick outfits, carrying those heavy instruments, AND being coordinated enough to spell out 'GEORGIA' with their bodies."

15. "Apparently he's hilarious. His name on Twitter is JakeFromStateFromm."

16. "I maybe had three night games during my entire four years at UGA. Maybe."

17. "WHERE do they store all these pom-poms during the year?"

18. "My dad took a menu from Pauley's to add to the shrine in our kitchen."

19. "Having this many night games isn't normal. It must've been the eclipse."

20. "Someone proposed on the 50 yard line last night after the game, meanwhile I was eating an entire pizza alone."

Xoxo - go dawgs,

Eavesdropping girl

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Funny Things Overheard On UGA's Campus This Week: Night Game Edition

"I maybe had three night games during my entire four years at UGA. Maybe."

1. "Do you ever think about how we're going to be 80 year olds with Instagrams?"

2. "Your mom texted me and said we have to get a game day picture this time, or she's gonna get mad."

3. "My purse was half-an-inch too big, so I buried it in a bush before the game."

4. "I feel lost without my Apple watch."

5. "Successfully sending a text inside of the stadium is a win in itself."

6. "Can we get Bruno Mars to play at G Day this year?"

7. "Notre Dame plays Boston College today. I checked last weekend because I wasn't sure we were ever going to be able to leave."

8. "I think I see the random guy I airdropped a meme to in the library the other day. Should I go introduce myself?"

9. "When I saw an outlet at our booth at Taqueria Tsunami I knew it was gonna be a good day."

10. "I'm not sure what annoyed my parents more, when they got ID'd or when they didn't."

11. "I didn't go to the Notre Dame game, I sold my ticket for $300 and two cases of beer."

12. "Apple could tell me they're gonna take a chunk of my eyeball every time I unlocked my phone and I probably still wouldn't buy an android."

13. "The 21st night of September is coming up."

14. "The Red Coats do not get enough credit for wearing those thick outfits, carrying those heavy instruments, AND being coordinated enough to spell out 'GEORGIA' with their bodies."

15. "Apparently he's hilarious. His name on Twitter is JakeFromStateFromm."

16. "I maybe had three night games during my entire four years at UGA. Maybe."

17. "WHERE do they store all these pom-poms during the year?"

18. "My dad took a menu from Pauley's to add to the shrine in our kitchen."

19. "Having this many night games isn't normal. It must've been the eclipse."

20. "Someone proposed on the 50 yard line last night after the game, meanwhile I was eating an entire pizza alone."

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All names should be "unisex names."

1. Communicating via email can be awkward.

2. Appointments usually accompany weird looks.

3. Introducing yourself to someone is never without a hitch.

4. You’ve probably thought about changing your name.

5. You’re often asked why you have the name you do.

6. You get excited when you meet someone of your gender with your name.

7. You feel awkward when you meet someone of the opposite gender with your name.

8. You’ve had someone say to you, “I knew a [your name], but they were [your opposite gender].”

9. You’ve heard a bad joke/pick-up line or two about your name before.

10. People are surprised when they see you.

11. You’re extra sensitive to other unique or unisex names.

12. You’ve fought with your parents about it.

13. All things considered, you’re happy your name makes you unique.

You know that all of these things apply to you. You'll just never tell.

I get it... I'm pale.

1. At least I can't lose you in a crowd!

2. Oh my goodness your skin is like glow-in-the-dark.

3. Can't you just get fake tan?

4. Do you tan or just burn?

5. Your kids are going to look like Casper the Friendly Ghost!

6. *holds arm against your arm* Look how much darker I am compared to you!

7. *holds pale arm against another pale arm* Aw, at least you're darker than her!

8. I laid out by the pool almost every day over break!

9. I haven't used sunscreen since I was, like, five.

10. *adjusts selfie lighting to their face* Oops, where'd you go??

11. *after working out* Your face is SO red!

12. *wears white* Look! You're all one color!

13. You need to get some sun.

14. Aren't you excited for summer?

The struggle bus is real.

1. Child prodigies:

2. Hearing other musicians in the practice room next door and accepting that you will never be as talented as them:

3. That anxiety that takes over before every performance:

4. Taking a million 0 credit classes:

5. When there's a paper due the next day, but you have to attend yet another concert in order to pass a 0 credit class:

6. When your friends try to encourage you after a performance, even though you are criticizing everything in your mind:

7. Knowing that there's always that one professor during juries:

8. The oh-so-attractive band/choir uniforms:

9. Realizing that a college campus is maybe not the best atmosphere to finish your latest composition:

10. Hearing "Oh, you sing opera? I LOVE Phantom of the Opera!" for the hundredth time:

11. When people think finals week is a breeze for you.

12. When you're drowning in the stress that comes with 18+ credits (and not to mention all those 0 credit classes) and people ask you how you are:

13. When it all comes down to it, though, you know that at the end of the day, music is your passion:

Because you need it in your life.

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6. holds arm against your arm Look how much darker I am compared to you!

7. holds pale arm against another pale arm Aw, at least you're darker than her!

10. adjusts selfie lighting to their face Oops, where'd you go??

11. after working out Your face is SO red!

12. wears white Look! You're all one color!