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Funny Things Overheard On UGA's Campus This Week: Night Game Edition

"I maybe had three night games during my entire four years at UGA. Maybe."

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Funny Things Overheard On UGA's Campus This Week: Night Game Edition
Kathryn Kostovetsky

Football season has hit us full force this year here at UGA.

We're coming off a second (arguably third) night home game in a row, and approaching a third this upcoming weekend. Since festivities start early in the morning and go late into the evening, some interesting topics are bound to come up amidst all the excitement.

Here's a few notable ones:

1. "Do you ever think about how we're going to be 80 year olds with Instagrams?"

2. "Your mom texted me and said we have to get a game day picture this time, or she's gonna get mad."

3. "My purse was half-an-inch too big, so I buried it in a bush before the game."

4. "I feel lost without my Apple watch."

5. "Successfully sending a text inside of the stadium is a win in itself."

6. "Can we get Bruno Mars to play at G Day this year?"

7. "Notre Dame plays Boston College today. I checked last weekend because I wasn't sure we were ever going to be able to leave."

8. "I think I see the random guy I airdropped a meme to in the library the other day. Should I go introduce myself?"

9. "When I saw an outlet at our booth at Taqueria Tsunami I knew it was gonna be a good day."

10. "I'm not sure what annoyed my parents more, when they got ID'd or when they didn't."

11. "I didn't go to the Notre Dame game, I sold my ticket for $300 and two cases of beer."

12. "Apple could tell me they're gonna take a chunk of my eyeball every time I unlocked my phone and I probably still wouldn't buy an android."

13. "The 21st night of September is coming up."

14. "The Red Coats do not get enough credit for wearing those thick outfits, carrying those heavy instruments, AND being coordinated enough to spell out 'GEORGIA' with their bodies."

15. "Apparently he's hilarious. His name on Twitter is JakeFromStateFromm."

16. "I maybe had three night games during my entire four years at UGA. Maybe."

17. "WHERE do they store all these pom-poms during the year?"

18. "My dad took a menu from Pauley's to add to the shrine in our kitchen."

19. "Having this many night games isn't normal. It must've been the eclipse."

20. "Someone proposed on the 50 yard line last night after the game, meanwhile I was eating an entire pizza alone."

Xoxo - go dawgs,

Eavesdropping girl

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