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Funny Things Heard On UGA's Campus This Week Part Six

Frat Beach Edition

Kathryn Kostovetsky

Oct 31, 2016

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Funny Things Heard On UGA's Campus This Week Part Six

Doug McWilliams

This past weekend hundreds of UGA students migrated from Athens to St. Simons Island to partake in the annual GA/FL celebration at Frat Beach, while others traveled home, and some even stayed in Athens to hold down the fort. Whether you were half conscious on the beach or being cooked for by mom, things were heard and things were said. Here's what we learned this weekend:

1. "It's not all sweat, those are tears too."

2. "I'm really annoyed that she's wearing Birkenstocks to the beach."

3. "9th grade me was nice but 15th grade me IS NOT."

4. "I interrupted their Bible study to invite them to our pregame."

5. "I'm breaking up with him because he's getting arrested."

6. "I was the DD, but I pretended to pass out so those guys wouldn't talk to me."

7. "I heard Red Bull contains bull sperm."

8. "I have ALWAYS wanted to go to jail!"

9. "Two girls made out during the costume contest because they wanted to win 'Sexiest' but everyone still voted for the guy in the Gumby suit."

10. "In the real world I'd be totally down with paying $2 for an alarm clock, but on the App Store? Absolutely not."

11. "I'll trade cocaine for some water right now. Any takers?"

12. "I hung out with someone last night, therefore I don't have to be around people today."

13. "Our president yelled at us last week because none of us knew which frat took our banner."

14. "Apparently, I pooped in my sink last night."

15. "I've worn these clothes the past four days."

16. "How mad do I have to be to break a 314 day snap streak?"

17. "I don't care how many incomplete passes there are, Jacob Eason can still take my body ANY time."

18. "I would like to remind EVERYONE ON THIS BEACH that Bonnaroo is taking place June 8th-11th."

19. "Wearing a fleece out here was a bad idea."

Summing things up this time...

20. "It was an SEC Excursion to HELL without food or water."

If you hear something funny you know where to find me (overheardatuga@gmail.com).

Xoxo,

Eavesdropping Girl

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Funny Things Heard On UGA's Campus This Week Part Six

Frat Beach Edition

1. "It's not all sweat, those are tears too."

2. "I'm really annoyed that she's wearing Birkenstocks to the beach."

3. "9th grade me was nice but 15th grade me IS NOT."

4. "I interrupted their Bible study to invite them to our pregame."

5. "I'm breaking up with him because he's getting arrested."

6. "I was the DD, but I pretended to pass out so those guys wouldn't talk to me."

7. "I heard Red Bull contains bull sperm."

8. "I have ALWAYS wanted to go to jail!"

9. "Two girls made out during the costume contest because they wanted to win 'Sexiest' but everyone still voted for the guy in the Gumby suit."

10. "In the real world I'd be totally down with paying $2 for an alarm clock, but on the App Store? Absolutely not."

11. "I'll trade cocaine for some water right now. Any takers?"

12. "I hung out with someone last night, therefore I don't have to be around people today."

13. "Our president yelled at us last week because none of us knew which frat took our banner."

14. "Apparently, I pooped in my sink last night."

15. "I've worn these clothes the past four days."

16. "How mad do I have to be to break a 314 day snap streak?"

17. "I don't care how many incomplete passes there are, Jacob Eason can still take my body ANY time."

18. "I would like to remind EVERYONE ON THIS BEACH that Bonnaroo is taking place June 8th-11th."

19. "Wearing a fleece out here was a bad idea."

20. "It was an SEC Excursion to HELL without food or water."

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Sleepovers are not a thing. They're just not.

1. You only ask things once.

2. Seriously, you only ask once.

3. When you do muster up the courage to ask your parents for something, you creep around and wait until they’re in a good mood.

4. Before you get that final yes, you have to go through an interview.

5. If you ever got “the eye,” you knew you were screwed.

6. You were always the first to leave your group of friends when hanging out.

7. If you say you will be home at a certain time, you better be home at that time.

8. Seeing a missed call from your parents sends fear and horror through your veins.

9. If relatives are coming over to the house, your room better be clean.

10. You are careful about what jokes you share with your parents.

11. "You’re not an adult until you turn 18! You can do whatever you want then!"

12. If plans change while you’re out, you better text or call.

13. Don’t talk back. Ever.

14. When you’re called by your full name, you’re in deep trouble.

15. Don’t make them call your name twice.

16. Sleepovers are not a thing.

17. Despite all of these things, you know your parents love you.

For better or for worse

1. Pets

2. Mornings

3. Mistakes

4. Cooking for yourself

5. Hosting

6. Taking care of yourself

7. Holidays

8. Roommates

9. Keeping focused and getting stuff done

10. Cleaning

11. Social life

No, really. I'm not mad. Just hungry.

1. You’re tired of people asking you if you know what “RBF” stands for every time you zone out.

2. You’re constantly using the excuse, “I’m just tired” when people ask you if you’re mad.

3. Or “I’m just thinking.”

4. In fact, you’re rarely ever actually mad.

5. But when you are, people usually can’t tell.

6. You find other people with RBF’s and have to convince yourself that you don’t look like them.

7. You constantly remind yourself, “At least I’m not a psycho.”

Some of your best ideas come through boredom.

1. If the professor is late by one minute, I'm leaving.

2. Oh crap, that's due TODAY?!

3. Can I nap in here?

4. I wonder what they're serving at the cafeteria.

5. How much does my teacher even get paid?

6. How much will I get paid?

7. This is the longest 50 minutes of my life.

8. Maybe if I call mom, she'll give me money.

9. How much do street performers make anyway?

10. Why am I here? I could be a street performer by now.

11. Oh right, I'm not talented.

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