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Funny Things Heard On UGA's Campus This Week Part 2

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Funny Things Heard On UGA's Campus This Week Part 2

A few weeks ago I opened my ears up a little bit more to what was going on around me on campus (Check that out here) and the results were pretty amusing. During these last few days of August I found myself doing the same thing and had the same results. From daily hygiene to the VMAs, the University of Georgia was buzzing with funny statements. Here are the ones I caught.

1. "I got champagne in my eyes last night."

2. "Take a shower. TAKE A SHOWER! What is wrong with you?"

3. "I will always be dancing on that table. It was MY table first."

4. "Do you have Cards Against Humanity? What do you mean you just have the EXPANSION pack?"

5. "My dad told me I can't eat the ice cream in the fridge because it's for my cat's birthday."

6. "We have a Jewish pledge if you want his number."

7. "I might be going to a music festival alone this weekend."

8. "I was wearing my crown when I stopped at the ATM and no one told me happy birthday, everyone just stared."

9. "They were blasting Bruno Mars and that was the last straw for me."

10. "I am SO happy that Fifth Harmony won a VMA last night."

11. "The noise control in Creswell was better than my apartment is now."

12. "Wait. G-Eazy is white?!"

13. "I really wish I could wait in line at Panda Express without missing three of my classes."

14. "Ryan Lochte lied to his mom and caused an international incident."

15. "Play Closer by the Chainsmokers. PLAY IT, DAMMIT."

16. "I am so over Beyonce."

17. "The Atlanta Motor Speedway doesn't have good phone reception in case anyone was wondering."

18. "Can I take your dog to semi formal?"

19. "I'm still drunk. I'm wearing crocs right now."

And topping us off this time...

20. "I don't know who is being a bigger baby this week, Justin Bieber or the Cinncinatti Zoo."

Till next time,

Xoxo,

Eavesdropping Girl

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