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16 Pumpkin Spice Products That Will Make You Question Everything

Can't believe some of these are real

Margie Henson

Sep 27, 2017

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It's officially autumn and that means it's time for the best thing ever. Pumpkin Spice everything which is the perfect comfort flavor. Nothing is better than putting on a cozy sweater and getting your favorite pumpkin spice things to consume. Pumpkin spice is a well-known and popular flavor for coffee and drinks, but few people know about some of these obscure pumpkin-themed products.

1. Bologna

Because everything is better if it's pumpkin?

2. Condoms

Better safe than sorry??

3. Contact Lenses

Now your eyes can smell nice too.

4. Vicks Vapo Rub

Not only could you possibly be having a baby, but you're also having that Pumpkin scent! It’s a win-win!

5. Tampons

Not sure that’s sanitary…

6. Listerine Breath Strips

That’s sure to give you nice breath for the fall.

7. Crest Toothpaste

Not sure how I feel about this one.

8. Air Freshener

If you're truly about the pumpkin spice life you gotta live it and smell it constantly.

9. Gum

Eerily similar to the Listerine, but if it tastes like pie it should be extra.

10. Triscuit

Idk how to feel about pumpkin flavored cracker.

11. Beer

Perfect for a college girl party.

12. Remington Shotshells

Perfect for when you're ready to go hunting in the fall.

13. Doritos

Usually, I'm all for Doritos but these are extra.

14. Skittles

How do you go from super fruity to pumpkin and spice?

15. Clorox

Are you really obsessed with pumpkin if you don’t have this???

16. Pumpkin Spice Pizza

Sounds like the sweet flavors from the Lay's Do Us a Flavor challenge, sounds good at first but not so great after you try it.

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16 Pumpkin Spice Products That Will Make You Question Everything

Can't believe some of these are real

1. Bologna

2. Condoms

3. Contact Lenses

4. Vicks Vapo Rub

5. Tampons

6. Listerine Breath Strips

7. Crest Toothpaste

8. Air Freshener

9. Gum

10. Triscuit

11. Beer

12. Remington Shotshells

13. Doritos

14. Skittles

15. Clorox

16. Pumpkin Spice Pizza

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1. Watch an R-rated Scary Movie in a Movie Theater

2. Buy a Lottery Ticket

3. Vote in an Election

4. Participate in a Run (or a Walk, Realistically) for Charity

5. Go on a Road Trip

6. Start a Savings Account

7. Get a Credit Card

8. Sign up for Spotify Premium

9. Go to a Club

10. Start a Meditation Routine

11. Go to a Yoga Class

12. Treat Myself to a Dinner for One

13. Volunteer for a Charity

14. Participate in a Research Study

15. Bake Something (That Ends Up Being Edible)

16. Go Skydiving

17. Be Called for Jury Duty

18. Figure Out What I Want to Do With my Life

The holiday classics that shaped my life

1."But what would happen if we all tried to be like Santa and learned to give as only he can give: of ourselves, our talents, our love and our hearts? Maybe we could all learn Santa's beautiful lesson and maybe there would finally be peace on Earth and good will toward men."

"Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see."

"If you won't use your heart, who cares if it gets broken? If you just keep it to yourself, maybe it'll be like my rollerblades. When you do decide to try it, it won't be any good. You should take a chance. Got nothing to lose."

"Remember, no man is a failure who has friends."

"Life is made up of meetings and partings. That is the way of it."

"If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find a that love actually is all around."

"Sometimes things look good on paper, but lose their luster when you see how it affects real folks. I guess a healthy bottom line doesn't mean much if to get it, you have to hurt the ones you depend on."

"'Maybe Christmas,' he thought, 'doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.'"

"Faith is believing when common sense tells you not to."

"There's room for everyone on the nice list."

Hopefully they will make you laugh.

1. Why are towels considered dirty when you get out of the shower clean?

2. Who closes the bus door once the bus driver gets off?

3. Why is there a "d" in "fridge" but not in "refrigerator"?

4. If you drop soap on the floor is the floor clean or the soap dirty?

5. Is the "S" or the "C" silent in the word "scent"?

6. Does expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?

7. Would Lightning McQueen buy car insurance or life insurance?

8. Who put the alphabet in alphabetical order?

9. What color are mirrors?

10. If 2 mind readers read each other's minds whose mind are they really reading?

11. Is there a synonym for "synonym"?

12. If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, are your pants tucked into your shirt?

13. Why is it called "quick sand" if you sink slowly in it?

14. If I try to fail, but succeed, which one did I do?

15. If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?

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