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22 Halloween Jokes Guaranteed To Tickle Your Funny Bone

Try not to get lost in the corny maze.... of jokes ;)

 skylarburch
Oct 18, 2018
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22 Halloween Jokes Guaranteed To Tickle Your Funny Bone
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Spooky season is upon us, so here are 22 jokes to make sure you have a Spooktacular night.

1.What do Italians eat on Halloween?

Fettuccini Afraid-o

2. What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room?

A spoo-key

3. What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?

It's a pain in the neck

4. What are ghosts favorite streets?

Dead ends

5. Why don't mummies take time off?

They're afraid to unwind

6. Why did the vampire need mouthwash?

Because he had bat breath

7. What did the skeleton say to the vampire?

You suck

8. What did one ghost say to the other?

Get a life

9. Where do werewolves hate to shop?

Flea markets

10. Where do ghost go on vacation?

Mali-boo

11. What is a mummies favorite type of music?

Wrap

12. What do ghosts eat for breakfast?

Boo-Berries

13. Which ghost is the best dancer?

The Boogie Man

14. What is a monsters favorite dessert?

I-Scream

15. How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch

16. What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie

17. Who do monsters buy cookies from?

Ghoul scouts

18. Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story?

Because there are so many plots there

19. Why didn't the skeleton go see the scary movie?

He didn't have the guts

20. What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spell-ing

21. What instrument do skeletons play?

Trom-BONE

22. How do vampires get around on Halloween?

On blood vessels

I witch you a Happy Halloween!

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