Everyone has been there, you are sitting there bored wondering what to do and so you decide to mess around with Siri or Google Assistant. As an android user, I have the most experience with Google assistant and her quippy remarks. So here is a list of funny questions to ask her and her responses.

1. "How old are you?"

I'm still young. But cool young. Not baby young.

2. "Do you ever get tired?"

I could never get tired of hanging out with you.

3. "Who was your first crush?"

I'm gonna try not to get crushed. I hope I'll be around forever.

4. "Tell me what you want, what you really, really want."

Zigazig ha?

5. "Do you like Siri?"

You know Siri?! What a small world. Hope she's doing well.

6. "What do you look like?"

Awesome, I hope.

7. "Do you have hair?"

I don't have hair. But the rattail seems like an interesting hairstyle.

8. "Who's the real Slim Shady?"

I heard he's and M&M.

9. "I am your father."

I'm sorry, I'm not Luke...This is kind of awkward,

10. "Here comes dat boi!"

Oh, shoot. Waddup?!

11. "Mirror, mirror on the wall..."

You might've confused me with someone else. My engineers haven't installed a fairytale module yet.

After playing with Google for a bit, I found plenty of others. She also does jokes, riddles, and will set alarms and calendar events. Enjoy the many hours of fun that await!