If you don't already know, Buzzfeed is a social news site that has been quickly picking up speed in the last few years. From it's popular "Dog A Day" feature to slideshows showcasing the many faces of Johnny Depp. But the real gem on this site is the quizzes you can take, which cover ever subject under the sun. Have you ever wondered what type of tropical fruit you were? Yeah, me either. But I took the quiz anyway, and I can proudly say I'm a papaya. So, here are a few of the quizzes I've come across that have successfully distracted me from the mountains of work I should be getting done. Enjoy!
1. Can You Guess if it's Real Makeup or a Snapchat Filter?
This one sounds pretty simple, but I ended up getting a 8/14. REALITY IS AN ILLUSION, PEOPLE.
2. We Know How Smart You Are Based On How You Take Your Eggs!
According to this one, I am "logical and smart, and I know very well what is beneficial for myself." I call B.S., because if that were true I probably wouldn't be taking this quiz in the first place.
3. Are You More Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston?
I got Jen...so does that mean it's my turn for Brad Pitt now?
4. Which British Swear Word Should You Use Today?
If these words are real swear words used by the Brits, I'm moving there tomorrow.
5. Which Pair of Crocs Are You?
I don't know what is more sad: that it is someone's job to create a "Which Pair of Crocs Are You" quiz, or that I got Plaid Slipper Crocs as a result.
6. Can You Spot The Boner?
Kids, don't try this one (or do, just don't tell your mom).
7. What Should Be Your Post-Breakup Haircut?
So, when I show up with a half-shaved head to class, you will know it's over. Or that I got lice.
8. Is This A Gucci Shoe Or A Guinea Pig?
Surprisingly difficult.
9. Is This Guy From The Distant Past, Or Just A Hipster?
I find it odd that even though the old guys are going through the Great Depression and world wars, the hipsters still seem to look more tortured.
Now that you've successfully wasted your day away, go try and speed through everything you put off. Yay!