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9 Of The Funniest Amazon Reviews EVER

"Also, I'm in prison now, so that's not good either..."

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Dec 31, 2018
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9 Of The Funniest Amazon Reviews EVER
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With the holiday season rolling around, I have spent most of my time shopping for presents online. Amazon is one of the many websites I use to find gifts for just about anyone. Before I spend money on a product I found online though, I like to read some reviews to make sure what I'm buying is as good as the picture makes it look. Below are some of the best reviews provided to me on Amazon this holiday season.

1. Wolf T-Shirt

Amazon

"Unfortunately I already had this exact picture tattooed on my chest, but this shirt is very useful in colder weather."

2. Steering Wheel Lap Desk

Amazon

"It's OK Iguess, but the bumpy road majkes it hard to type. And theree's a lot of pedeestrians and traffic that keep distracting me fromm my computer."

3. One Gallon of Milk

Amazon

"Has anyone else tried pouring this stuff over dry cereal? A-W-E-S-O-M-E!"

4. Uranium Ore

Amazon

"I was very disappointed to have my uranium confiscated at the airport. It was a gift for my son for his birthday. Also, I'm in prison now, so that's not good either."

5. Link Cable

Amazon

"Just holding the packaging it comes in, I can see distant galaxies and, though you may not believe it, hear what the aliens there are thinking."

6. Horse Head Mask

Amazon

"It's not big enough to completely cover a horse's head, and it doesn't provide enough air flow for them, either."

7. "How To Avoid Huge Ships"

Amazon

"I read this book before going on vacation and I couldn't find my cruise liner in the port. Vacation ruined."

8. BIC For Her Pens

Amazon

"This product is fantastic for those days when my prose is suffering from that not-so-fresh feeling."

9. Banana Slicer

Amazon

"As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way."

Amazon truly is the most interesting website on the internet.

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