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Funniest Lyrics Of All Time

Classic words to inspire generations.

Theresa Taylor

Jan 18, 2016

University of Kansas

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Song writers are an extremely talented group of people, but there were a few times when the choices of the words they strung together to add into their song made me question how they were able to publish it.

1. “Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Saturday to Sunday.” - I Got A Feeling, Black Eyed Peas

Actually, even better;

2. "It's Friday, Friday; gotta get down on Friday. Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend; Friday, Friday." - Friday, Rebecca Black

Waiting for her to release a days of the week song.

3. "Kickin' in the front seat. Sittin' in the back seat. Gotta make my mind up, which seat can I take?" - Friday, Rebecca Black

She's a lyrical genius. No discussion needed.

Okay, sorry Rebecca Black, I'm done. You just made it too easy.

4. "Cake" x 1,000,000,000 - Birthday Cake, Rhianna

Maybe Rhianna never was allowed to have cake when she was younger, so she's letting loose and taking it out with moist sugary goodness via song lyrics.

5. "The square root of 69 is eight something, right? Cause I’ve been tryna work it out." - What's my Name, Drake

Drizzy, Drizzy, Drizzy; maybe a math tutor on the tour would be a good life choice.

6. "Mr. WorldWide." - Pitbull in any song he ever made

7. "Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba Sithi uhm ingonyama." - The Circle of Life, The Lion King

Who am I kidding, that line is brilliant; no one even knows how to pronounce it. Absolute genius, Disney is.

8. "That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name!" That's not my name, The Ting Tings

Then... what is your name?

9. "I mix your milk with my Cocoa Puff/Milky, milky cocoa/Mix your milk with my Cocoa Puff." - My Humps, The Black Eyed Peas

Great breakfast cereal, terrible choice of song lyrics.

10. "I really, really, really, really, really, really like you." - I Really Like You, Carly Rae Jepsen

"Do you like me?"

11. "No, I really, really, really, really like him." - Carly Rae Jepsen, as a preteen, about her boyfriend

12. "Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?" - Katy Perry, Firework

This would really work if we could put headphones on some plastic shopping bags and see how meaningful this song is to them.

13. “And everyone in line in the bathroom. Trying to get a line in the bathroom." -We Can’t Stop, Miley Cyrus

Relatable. very, very, relatable. I wonder if she just really had to go to the bathroom while in the recording studio and they wouldn't let her out until she sang another verse.

14. "What rhymes with hug me?" - Blurred Lines, Robin Thicke

15. "I'm trying to give Halle Berry a baby, and no one can stop me" - Drake, Versace

I bet Drake was great at secret santa.

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1. “Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Saturday to Sunday.” - I Got A Feeling, Black Eyed Peas

2. "It's Friday, Friday; gotta get down on Friday. Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend; Friday, Friday." - Friday, Rebecca Black

3. "Kickin' in the front seat. Sittin' in the back seat. Gotta make my mind up, which seat can I take?" - Friday, Rebecca Black

4. "Cake" x 1,000,000,000 - Birthday Cake, Rhianna

5. "The square root of 69 is eight something, right? Cause I’ve been tryna work it out." - What's my Name, Drake

6. "Mr. WorldWide." - Pitbull in any song he ever made

7. "Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba Sithi uhm ingonyama." - The Circle of Life, The Lion King

9. "I mix your milk with my Cocoa Puff/Milky, milky cocoa/Mix your milk with my Cocoa Puff." - My Humps, The Black Eyed Peas

10. "I really, really, really, really, really, really like you." - I Really Like You, Carly Rae Jepsen

11. "No, I really, really, really, really like him." - Carly Rae Jepsen, as a preteen, about her boyfriend

12. "Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?" - Katy Perry, Firework

13. “And everyone in line in the bathroom. Trying to get a line in the bathroom." -We Can’t Stop, Miley Cyrus

14. "What rhymes with hug me?" - Blurred Lines, Robin Thicke

15. "I'm trying to give Halle Berry a baby, and no one can stop me" - Drake, Versace

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1. If something happens, everyone knows about it

2. Never getting to be invisible

3. Knowing every single thing about every single person in the town

4. New kids are a big deal

5. It’s hard to make new friends

6. On that note ... the dating pool is even smaller!

7. Teachers are weirdly close to their students

8. It forced you to make friends out of school

"I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love"

1. That Time He Tested Out His Flirting Skills and This Happened

2. When He Was Willing to Do Anything to Avoid Confrontation

3. When He Couldn't Handle Awkward, Emotional Situations

4. How He Reacted Whenever His Friends Ignored Him

5. All of the Times He Worried About His Failing Love Life

6. Whenever He Tried to Whip Himself Into Shape

7. How He Handled New People and New Experiences

8. Whenever His Friends Got Annoying, He Was Always the Voice of Reason

9. He Always Knew How to Jam

10. He Finds a Way to Make Any Situation More Fun

No, I can't help you.

1. When a customer wants to return a product, hands you the receipt, where is printed "ALL SALES ARE FINAL" in all caps.

2. Just because you might be having a bad day, and you're in a crappy mood, doesn't make it okay for you to yell at me or be rude to me. I'm a person with feelings, just like you.

3. People refusing to be put on hold when a customer is standing right in front of you. Oh, how I wish I could just hang up on you!

4. Having the same conversations over and over again! To be honest I really don't even want to talk to you right now, or have this fake ass smile on my face!

5. Always having to have a smile on your face. I promise I'm not as happy as I may look!

6. Customers not understanding that sometimes, mistakes happen. I am a human being, we all mess up sometimes!

7. Having the boss from hell, it's their way or the highway! Even though I did my job correctly and efficiently, if I don't do it the exact way you do, I'm a piece of shit.

8. Having coworker who don't help out, who bend the rules just enough to screw you over.

9. Having to be at work after closing because a customer is taking forever and half! Not like I'd like to go home or anything!

10. Having shitty hours and more shifts than you asked for. Just because we don't have enough workers, doesn't mean I want to pick up every shift that you cant cover, oh great boss of mine!

11. Not having time for a social life. It gets old saying, "I can't I have work..." Every day of the week!

12. Having that lazy costumer who can't do anything for themselves... no please I'll get that, it's no problem at all!

It's just my face, I swear.

1. When you meet new people, they automatically assume you hate them or are rude.

2. People are constantly asking you if you're OK.

3. After being friends with someone for a while, they confess to you, "I thought you were so mean when I first met you," or, "I thought you hated me."

4. You get told to smile more, but they don't understand how scary that would be.

5. You're always labeled as seeming "judgy."

6. Passing a friend with your RBF in full force and not realizing you just shot them a death glare.

7. Being sarcastic, but everyone thinks you're outright rude.

8. Not knowing how mean you really look until you see a picture of yourself in resting face.

9. Your apologies never sound sincere because of your emotionless face.

10. Your "mad face" scares you.

11. And, lastly, people are constantly asking you if you are happy or having a good time because you look bored to death.

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1. "Is Elle Woods your spirit animal?"

2. "Is that your natural hair color?"

3. "Oh wow, you get good grades at school?"

4. "You must really like the color pink!"

5. "You’re probably not into sports, right?"

6. "You must have such a bubbly personality."

7. "Your wardrobe must consist of all things preppy."

8. "What sorority are you in?"

9. "You were probably a cheerleader in high school."

10. "You look like you’re from L.A. because your hair is so light."

11. "You definitely like Pumpkin Spiced Lattes from Starbucks!"

12. "Do you actually think blondes have more fun?"

13. "You must encompass the typical “white girl” stereotype."

14. "Is that daddy’s credit card you’re using?"

15. "So all of your friends are blonde too?"

16. "I’m surprised about you; I thought you would be a lot ditsier."

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